video game logic

A recent study published online revealed that something is chilling about 186 miles beneath the surface of the Moon. The Twitter account for the "Destiny" video game had a point to make when CNN tweeted about it, and the thread that ensued was full of gems. 

Do we think this could be the start of something far more extraterrestrial than we ever thought possible? We should just leave that shit on the moon buried and alone. 

Video game glitches are GREAT. There's just something so ridiculous entertaining about watching a seemingly put together video game character disintegrate before your very eyes, or just skyrocket across the soccer field, or melt into a puddle of bizarre colors. 

Sometimes you just snap. These gamers met their breaking points in some infuriating moments many of you out there might connect with on a painful level. At a certain point it might just start to feel like certain games are designed to drive us to the edge of insanity. 

All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD. 

A lot of us will encounter unruly customer service at one point in our lives, in the chase to get the most out of the product we spent our hard-earned money on. It is how we choose to react to that momentarily, frustrating customer service when the miscommunication is running strong, that we have control over. Sometimes we lose ourselves in fits of rage and, things boil over. Sh*t happens. In this case, we have a dude getting very frustrated with some customer service doing him anything but a service. And we're talking about a Nintendo Switch. I mean, come on! 

Some of these are so twisted we almost feel bad for laughing at them. Is The Sims video game merely shedding a disturbing spotlight on how wildly depraved, immoral, and genuinely creative people can get, when the sky is pretty much the limit? 

You don't even have to like video games to appreciate this post. What a silly, lovely game Team Fortress 2 is, indeed. 

Every dude out there who's had his time with Runescape or any open-world, online RPG, will know just how cruel and unfortunately inevitable this catfish gladiatorial scenario is. The only thing potentially worse than this, is getting your account hacked like this poor soul. It was only a matter of time, and he decided to capitalize on the vulnerability for himself. 

Is it bad that this just makes me want to play The Sims even more now? 

We needed these terribly entertaining Skyrim dad jokes like 5 years ago. But bad jokes don't have an expiry date, so thankfully they're just as good/bad as they have always been. This is what every Skyrim fan needs in their life. Get ready to groan/laugh. 

Dad's ready to provide the unapologetic, ruthlessly accurate video game reviews none of us ever knew we needed. 

Video games and their profound life lessons will surprise you when you least expect it. 

Ahhh video games. Wonderful and fantastical worlds built to expand and challenge your imagination, chalk full of ridiculous moments brought about by gameplay elements.