video game logic

It's a fascinating experience watching anyone tackle playing a video game for their first time. Confusion, disorientation, and all kinds of hilarious silliness ensue. This guy decided he'd introduce his girlfriend to PC gaming, and he chose to start with "Portal". It sounds like his explanation of how to play the game, and the way that information was received, created quite the conundrum. 

Yup, that went from 0 to 100 at a moment's notice. What begins as a lovely, warm, and bubbly home tour from an Animal Crossing player takes a dark turn. You just had that strange feeling creeping up your spine, as the tour progressed, almost knowing that things were indeed too good to be true. 

Even with very little to zero knowledge of Animal Crossing, this Twitter thread about what kind of misfortune can randomly occur in an Animal Crossing player's daily grind, is hilarious. Everything was set to jet, and it seemed like the dreams had come true. Arwing had finally been claimed. But then, some random animal dude steals it? Ridiculous. Brutal. Awesome. 

Never underestimate how far an Ultima Online player will go to exact a brutal, calculated, utterly genius revenge on tons of unsuspecting players. This dude outdid himself. Truly. The attention to detail, and the fact that he had his character keep a running log of all of his grievances to explain why he'd take such a devastating revenge on the game's population, was absurd. Just absurd. 

This guy's Skyrim experience might make you think you've been playing the game all wrong. This emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter thread ends up being a very successful representation of what it feels like while playing Skyrim. 

The fact that this guy wasted hundreds of hours on Minecraft crafting menus is truly mind-blowing. Some people really do need an instruction manual for everything. 

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the most messed up things they've ever done to their Sims. People take their Sims on all kinds of messed up journeys. It's as if Sims plays host to people's darkest ideas. Some very messed up sh*t. 

A former marine shared a Twitter thread offering up his opinion on the state of modern war video games. The thing about war is that it never changes. 

Well this is just adorable. 

So basically Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now he's his stepdad. That's enough internet for the day. Is nothing sacred? Pokémon fans couldn't have been ready for this. 

These classic WoW memes are sure to strike some chords for the World of Warcraft gamers/fans out there. All we need is South Park to do another Warcraft episode and we are set to jet. 

In a world dominated by troubling news, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned Twitter debate break out in regards to whether or not Wario has nipples. These are the kinds of burning questions that the world demands answers to. The people just need to know. The world of video games itself hung in the balance for a hot sec, while people argued back and forth; but ultimately we have a Twitter user confirm that Wario does in fact have nipples.