video game logic

A former marine shared a Twitter thread offering up his opinion on the state of modern war video games. The thing about war is that it never changes. 

Well this is just adorable. 

So basically Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now he's his stepdad. That's enough internet for the day. Is nothing sacred? Pokémon fans couldn't have been ready for this. 

These classic WoW memes are sure to strike some chords for the World of Warcraft gamers/fans out there. All we need is South Park to do another Warcraft episode and we are set to jet. 

In a world dominated by troubling news, it's nice to have a good old-fashioned Twitter debate break out in regards to whether or not Wario has nipples. These are the kinds of burning questions that the world demands answers to. The people just need to know. The world of video games itself hung in the balance for a hot sec, while people argued back and forth; but ultimately we have a Twitter user confirm that Wario does in fact have nipples. 

Lizardfolk are surprisingly fancy! Can't beat those roasted bog bugs on a stick. 

The Sims does everything it can to try and "simulate" real life. In this case, a recent glitch has resulted in spawning what looks like a social services worker. This social services worker proceeds to take the kids away if you're not doing a good job at looking after them in your game. The Sims Wiki says that the social worker "will take away a baby, toddler, child, or pet if their needs drop too low, or in later games, if there are no more older Sims remaining in the household (i.e. due to death). They also will come to deliver adopted kids to their new family."

Numerous players are encountering this new glitch when their toddlers go to pick up a tablet, and then won't put it down, which results in them eventually disappearing into nothingness. 

Quite metaphorically this is the final nail in the coffin. Talk about an absolutely legendary revenge. This cheating boyfriend absolutely got his in the end. 

A recent study published online revealed that something is chilling about 186 miles beneath the surface of the Moon. The Twitter account for the "Destiny" video game had a point to make when CNN tweeted about it, and the thread that ensued was full of gems. 

Do we think this could be the start of something far more extraterrestrial than we ever thought possible? We should just leave that shit on the moon buried and alone. 

Video game glitches are GREAT. There's just something so ridiculous entertaining about watching a seemingly put together video game character disintegrate before your very eyes, or just skyrocket across the soccer field, or melt into a puddle of bizarre colors. 

Sometimes you just snap. These gamers met their breaking points in some infuriating moments many of you out there might connect with on a painful level. At a certain point it might just start to feel like certain games are designed to drive us to the edge of insanity. 

All I'm saying is if this kid took that silly little lie that far, how do we know what's being put out right now as a story grounded in truth, isn't just another work of fiction? That being said, the creativity is still on point, and to imagine such a scenario actually happening, is WILD. 

A lot of us will encounter unruly customer service at one point in our lives, in the chase to get the most out of the product we spent our hard-earned money on. It is how we choose to react to that momentarily, frustrating customer service when the miscommunication is running strong, that we have control over. Sometimes we lose ourselves in fits of rage and, things boil over. Sh*t happens. In this case, we have a dude getting very frustrated with some customer service doing him anything but a service. And we're talking about a Nintendo Switch. I mean, come on!