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This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk. 

Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission. 

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door. 

I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away? 

Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion? 

The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on. 

As far as angry vegan entitlement goes, this ranks right up at the top. The vegan in this scenario has the audacity to call out a "non-vegan" who appreciates the taste of tofu compared to meats, for cultural appropriation. Are you kidding me. Good on the non-vegan for clapping right back with some well-deserved spice. 

This angry vegan went ahead and told off a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu, because it's wrongful appropriation. With all due respect, this angry vegan brought it on themselves! 

This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review. 

This one goes from 0 to 100 real quick. 

This guy either has it out for vegans or fancies himself way cleverer than he is. If his goal was to right swipe his way into a conversation that took place for the sole purpose of trolling the hell out of a vegan; well, then mission accomplished. There's a fine line to witty banter, and it's glaringly evident he sped right past it. She was NOT down. 

As far as customer service stories go, this is some comedy gold. Our friendly and knowledgable Subway employee found himself making a "Veggie Delight" sandwich for a vegan customer who didn't realize that mayonnaise was NOT vegan, because it has eggs in it. Sometimes the truth hurts, and it sounds like it was a bit of a bummer for this vegan. I mean hey, knowledge is power. You live and you learn. 

The disrespectful grandma in this scenario absolutely got put in her place. She really brought this one on herself. Props to the advice columnist for doing her job and not beating around the bush with how this situation could've been handled better. 

This thread was in response to this news of a couple in Mongolia who ate raw Marmot organs and subsequently died of Plague. The story itself is pretty tragic, but where i gets interesting is this tumblr user shooting down everyone's knee-jerk reactions to the headline without actually reading the thing. In very tumblr fashion, the thread turned into a conversation about the realities of veganism, sort of like this tumblr post that called out vegans for not eating honey.

Nothing gets us going like a popular vegan influencer getting caught up in the middle of exploiting the very people claims to represent. And the downward spiral from there is nothing less than a fiery disaster. Yovana you done messed up real bad. 

Sounds like Karen the Vegan met her match in this ridiculous situation involving her calling into a fast food restaurant, and asking for that special vegan bread. Quite the satisfying little tale if we do say so ourselves.