vegan

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan's face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

Messing too much with your diet can prove to have some unintended consequences, and vegans and vegetarians who aren't careful about balancing their diet correctly can end up with some annoying problems that could be solved by eating meat. If anything, the topic of eating animal products gives us some interesting moments like this tumblr post that calls out vegans for not eating honey or this tumblr post that schooled people on plague and veganism. Here are people's reasons for returning to the meat.

It started as a dumb one liner vegan joke, but when you get the opportunity, you just see how far the joke can go. Who knows if she got there eventually. Talking to strangers can get weird, like how these people get into some wins and fails on tinder.

This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.

A vegan couple asked the critics on Reddit's AITA subreddit whether or not they were in the wrong for asking for the bride to cater to their meal requirements. The general consensus would seem to be one suggesting that they're really not overstepping on this one at all. 

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated "Impossible Burger" because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

After this dad already made a few compromises, his teenage daughter is demanded a completely meat-free household. Seems like a nice time. The internet weighed in. Like any subculture, some folks take things to the extreme, like this vegan who accused their friend of appropriating vegan culture for wanting to eat tofu.

This is one of those stories we just hope is a work of fiction. Apparently this vegan got "white girl wasted" and proceeded to get tricked into eating chicken nuggets by her friends. So, she goes from 0 to 100 and takes "evidence" of their prank to the cops, to try and have them charged with "food tampering." Apparently they're potentially facing charges now. Uh, yeah you're a jerk. 

Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission. 

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

There you have it folks, peak vegan entitlement has been reached. It smells a lot like a nice steak grilling up next door. Apparently, Cilla Carden, a vegan woman in Australia sued her neighbors because she could smell them cooking meats and fish next door. 

I wonder how many times she showed up red-faced, angrily knocking on their door, and frantically asking them to stop cooking their food before she took this to court? Maybe a few, half dozen, or not at all? Did she just go from 0 to 100 right away? 

Carden's made a claim that her neighbors are grilling meats and fish in their own backyards to piss her off on purpose. I mean, can you even argue with that level of delusion? 

The case ended up making it all the way to Western Australia's Supreme Court, where it was dismissed in favor of the neighbors, in July. The court asked for the neighbors to please direct their energy toward the resolution of their differences as best as they can. So basically, pull it together, and move on. 

As far as angry vegan entitlement goes, this ranks right up at the top. The vegan in this scenario has the audacity to call out a "non-vegan" who appreciates the taste of tofu compared to meats, for cultural appropriation. Are you kidding me. Good on the non-vegan for clapping right back with some well-deserved spice.