They're completely at the end of their ropes, and it's no wonder.
They're funny too, but that's not really how it feels by the end.
A really big trashcan... a dumpster!
Ha ha! Politics!
It's funny, because this is the day your fun dies!
Let's hope you got a degree in one of the hard sciences, otherwise you're going to be living off of Top Ramen and the crippling misery of student debt for the foreseeable future.