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Twitter thread with a story about how strangers come to all be part of same social circle | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER

Twitter Thread: Love Story Is Strange, Wholesome, And Dark

True or not, what a ride.
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A collection of people being truly ridiculous and fearless online | tweet by baber @bakerbakerbaker my roommate got broke up with by text and just disliked message

The Baddest Of The Maddest Mad Lads

They don't give a dang about anything.
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funny attempts that led to failure | tweet by Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid.

Various Attempts That Dove Into A Pool of Failure

People keep tryin' and they keep failin'.
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italians in lockdown sing from their balconies

People In Italy Respond To Coronavirus Lockdown With Music

Amazing show of unity and strength.
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Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate

They're not wrong.
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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

Not everyone's an early bird, and that's okay.
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Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say | tweet by Gabby @gnsmith7 Replying jimmyfallon Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese Tell want stop Kid whispering himself Never KidQuotes

Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

Kids just come up with the darnedest things.
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Council gets trolled over pot hole tweet | Alistair Carruthers @Alistair_C 1d Replying Go_CheshireWest He's not even measuring road level, his plank isn't long enough because pot hole is so big. Cheshire West @Go_CheshireW 1d Replying Alistair_C Hi might not be clear photo but spirit level is resting on road surface, this amongst chain shallow defects all less than 50mm

Council Gets Trolled Over Pot Hole Tweet

Darren did nothing wrong.
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Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

These didn't make it past the pitch process.
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Various tweets from Scottish people on Twitter | tweet by Brogs @Broganlaveryxo Ma favourite hing about my granny is she has absolutely no concept toastie machine works

Comedy Gems From Scottish People On Twitter

Ah, Scottish Twitter, we love you.
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Liars that got called out for being dishonest on social media | Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.

Dishonest People Getting Dunked On By The Truth

Liars gonna lie.
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Twitter users share tips on bizarre ways to manage anxiety | tweet by 1SafeDriver.com @1SafeDriver #BizarreWaysToManageAnxiety cover everything bubble wrap

Bizarre Ways To Manage Anxiety (20 Tweets)

Not the conventional approaches toward dealing with anxiety.
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Experts share their tips for working from home | tweet by Gail Edington @GailEdington Replying AhdarTaknev and @elakdawalla read one guy's suggestion put out broken keyboard so cat can have 's own. Turns out doesn't work if have two cats. black cat and orange cat sitting on two different keyboards

Experts Share Tips For Working From Home

In these times it's crucial to coexist peacefully with cats.
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Twitter thread describes pop punk bands using quotes from John Mulaney in the 2000s | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee PRESENT MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES THREAD.

Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands Of The 2000s As John Mulaney Quotes

Pretty accurate.
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Twitter users share how to lose a job in four words | tweet by Adriano&Paulina @keet0007 #LoseYourJobln4Words This speaks itself ON THE JOB DON'T WAKE WORKING SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED group of people posing with a sleeping person

Twitter Users Share How To Lose A Job In Four Words

Just in case you're trying to lose a job.
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Twitter users share their favorite fun facts | tweet by Sawston Wealth SAWSTON @SawstonWealth TH MANAGENMENT #FunFactFriday least rainy place on earth isn't desert. Antarctica gets only 6.5 inches rain or snow per year, making continent with lowest annual rainfall.

People Share Their Favorite Fun Facts

This Friday just got way more fun.
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