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Twitter thread from a guy on what his school's incident was | tweet by Dean Lines @deanlines like 14 and few mates would "wag" French class and hide out soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on few weeks one day discovered trap door" beneath carpet tiled floor under drum kit course opened trap door spur moment @spur_of Omg gotta know ASKINcuuit 8h incident high

Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues

A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras

Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

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Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines

The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Woman tests positive for COVID-19, and describes her experience in Twitter thread | Bjonda Haliti @baeonda 22 years old and tested positive COVID-19 been debating on posting, but want share my experience especially with those around my age help bring awareness, and relieve any stress/anxiety some may have due pandemic.

Woman Tests Positive For COVID-19, Describes Experience

Doctor debunks multiple Coronavirus myths on Twitter with facts | Separating facts and fiction started this tweet Faheem Younus, MD @FaheemYounus So hearing many myths about #COVID-19 and would like quickly clear record. Coronavirus will go away Sumer months. Wrong. Previous pandemics didn't follow weather patterns plus as enter summer, there will be winter Southern Hemisphere. Virus is global. O137K 12:06 AM Mar 17, 2020

Doctor Debunks Ten Coronavirus Myths

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People on Twitter share images and updates of their most meaningful possessions | tweet by Isaac Fitzgerald @lsaacFitzgerald l'l go first. This is small) sword given by King Bhutan over decade ago.

Quarantine Moment: People Share Their Most Meaningful Possessions

Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.

Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

A registered nurse shares a helpful Twitter thread on how to manage having the Coronavirus | smashingteacups @smasheroteacups know all tired hearing/talking about but one thing T HAVEN'T really seen going around is advice happens if DO get coronavirus (many us will only advice try AVOID So as friendly neighborhood RN wee thread: 7:06 AM 11 Mar 20 Twitter iPhone Tweet reply

Twitter Thread: A Registered Nurse's Tips On Treating The Coronavirus

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People share their journal entries from self-quarantine on Twitter | Sir Michael @Michael1979 QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1:1 have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies last months, maybe years, so can remain isolation as long as takes see out this pandemic Day 1+ 45 minutes am supermarket because wanted Twix

People's Absurd Journal Entries From Self-Quarantine

Twitter thread breaks down the progression of Italy's Coronavirus experience | Yano @JasonYanowitz If still hanging with friends, going restaurants/bars, and acting like this isn't big deal, get shit together following thread is taken an Italian citizen. As they put rest world have no idea 's coming." As think everybody knows, Italy is on quarantine because coronavirus outbreak. This situation is bad, but 's worse is seeing rest world behaving as if isn't going happen them know thinking because

Twitter Thread: Italy's Coronavirus Experience

Computational biologist breaks down how he sees the Coronavirus shaking out | Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois should be qualified comment on covid-19 pandemic computational/system biologist working on infectious diseases and have spent five years world class 'pandemic response modelling' unit this thread will summarise believe don't) know 1/12) 10:39 PM Mar 14, 2020 Twitter Web App 19.4K Retweets 46.3K Likes Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois Mar 14 Replying BallouxFrancois After having spent

Twitter Thread: Computational/System Biologist Shares Thoughts On COVID-19

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Twitter thread with a story about how strangers come to all be part of same social circle | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER

Twitter Thread: Love Story Is Strange, Wholesome, And Dark

A collection of people being truly ridiculous and fearless online | tweet by baber @bakerbakerbaker my roommate got broke up with by text and just disliked message

The Baddest Of The Maddest Mad Lads

funny attempts that led to failure | tweet by Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman front at airport security has bottle frozen water. They want take She says 's not liquid.

Various Attempts That Dove Into A Pool of Failure

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italians in lockdown sing from their balconies

People In Italy Respond To Coronavirus Lockdown With Music

Clever jokes, dumb jokes and puns that are technically accurate | tweet by Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin diss track is just two grown men sitting separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

Clever Jokes and Dumb Moments that are Technically Accurate