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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

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A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

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A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back

Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky

Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter

Little brother writes emotional notes for his sister while she's crying in the bathroom | tweet by annieedagrannie so locked myself bathroom bawling my eyes out and next thing know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under door don't deserve him

Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom

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precariously balanced cups | wint @dril 3h user named beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing since 2004, by sending pictures cups are too close edge table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril

Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

Tenants describe their worst landlords on Twitter. | Jason Scott @DrJasonScott Charged 10 our deposit because didn't fully make beds leaving furnished property and didn't put things correct cupboards deposit scheme sided with landlord #VentYourRent

Tenants' Gnarliest Landlord Stories

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Dad takes after hamster babysitting duties, and wholesome breakdown ensues. | Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once went back college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes prove truly pure my father is

Twitter Thread: Hamster Stages Great Escape, Pure Dad Has Breakdown

man confronts neighbor for obnoxious Christmas lights decorations

Neighbor Can't Handle Christmas Decorations