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A Twitter thread points out some of the parts about living in the UK. | Jessica Rose jesslynnrose If mention weird dream or nightmare, Britishes will ask if ate lot cheese before going bed.

Twitter Thread: British Woman's Observations On Weird Stuff In U.K.

Man's first hockey experience ends up being an absolutely wholesome masterpiece. | Tony X soloucity White people been hiding hockey us years bruh. lit as This Lmaooooo

Man's First Hockey Experience Is A Rollercoaster Of Emotions

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Twitter thread about a mom and step dad's insanely cool mini modern house. | Scott T. Miller byscottmiller My mom and step-dad have spent better part quarantine building they call their "Mini Modern House is, quite literally miniature marvel, and world needs see Fully built and designed scratch MMH comes with Functioning electricity

Twitter Thread: Mom And Step-Dad Build Insane Mini Modern House

Wholesome fairy twitter thread | kelly victoria @saysthefox think everyone could use lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes: At beginning pandemic went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night long walks because no one around and couldn't sleep anyway. One night walking down my street and noticed someone had set up few little objects tree planter and upon closer inspection realized fairy garden with little note about 4 year old girl who felt lonely quarantine

Twitter Thread: Neighbor Creates Mind-Blowingly Wholesome Fairy Experience

Speech-language pathologist helps out kid in need during flight. | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/ 2:59 p.m 28 Aug. 19 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Speech-Language Pathologist Helps Out Kid In Need On Flight

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about crazy stuff manager witnessed at Olive Garden. | Joe Wadlington Follow @JoeWadlington went on date last night and guy meekly shared he used be GENERAL MANAGER TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN. RETWEETS LIKES 1,001 4,723 9:08 AM 19 Apr 2017 101 t7 1.0K 4.7K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Replying JoeWadlington Clearly, he'd seen some shit. So next hour and half asking questions tried do y'all right.

Twitter Thread: Olive Garden Manager's Wild Work Stories

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

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An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

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Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

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Guy responds politely to job rejection email, ends up scoring an interview in a positive turn of events: “Life is strange’

Guy responds politely to job rejection email, ends up scoring an interview in a positive turn of events: “Life is strange’

Employee resigns, upper management fails to convince him to stay after refusing to relinquish in-person office requirement: 'They know very well I've been unhappy for 10 months'

Employee resigns, upper management fails to convince him to stay after refusing to relinquish in-person office requirement: 'They know very well I've been unhappy for 10 months'

Parent of 6-year-old refuses to take her to classmate's birthday party after reading gift profile: 'I thought it was a joke at first, but it is 100% serious'

Cake decorator calls out employer, refuses to bring glitter or fondant to work: 'The store... expects [me] to use my own money to decorate a cake'

Cake decorator calls out employer, refuses to bring glitter or fondant to work: 'The store... expects [me] to use my own money to decorate a cake'

22-year-old refuses to surrender her first $2.5k paycheck to her family, against cultural tradition: ‘[I need] to protect my own survival’

22-year-old refuses to surrender her first $2.5k paycheck to her family, against cultural tradition: ‘[I need] to protect my own survival’

Tax office rejects employee's work lunch deductions and claims they can drive home to make lunch, so the employee claims a larger deduction for mileage to and from work: ‘"Very well played..."’

Tax office rejects employee's work lunch deductions and claims they can drive home to make lunch, so the employee claims a larger deduction for mileage to and from work: ‘"Very well played..."’

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