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"You know, like, people come up to me like, 'Yeah, that's right! Take Taylor!' But bro, like, I love all y'all. That's why I called her."

Let's be real, that kid probably already knows his Dad is a huge creeper and everyone knows it. 

If only all of us could move our bodies as rhythmically and confidently as these two dragon Pokémon.

Genius should always test this delicious.

you can see the exact point where that woman reconsiders her vote after he says "basketball ring"https://t.co/bLb5JNHNeh

— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) April 27, 2016

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