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Neil DeGrasse Tyson ponders what difference the reaction would be to an Alien visit from Clinton VS Trump and J.K. Rowlings says it would depend if the Alien has breasts or not.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Asked a Legitimate Question About Trump/Clinton Meeting Aliens and the Quick J.K. Rowling Had the Best Answer

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We are a Generation Deivded

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Green Bay Packer's Jared Cook Found More Than a Chicken's Wing in His Dinner

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This Wife's Sign For Her Husband's First Vegas Trip is #RelationshipGoals

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Who Could Say No to Having a Seagull as Their Drug Dealer?

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This Manchester Police Tweet is Baffling and Twitter is Having None of It

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You Know Your Date's Over When the Ground Tries to Swallow Your Car

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Better Stock Up on Holy Water Too

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This Clever Girl's Hilarious Interpretation of Her School's Spirit Day is the More American Than Election Drama

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This 'Who to Follow' Recommendation is a Huuuuge Mistake

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You Know You're Ready For a Vacation When You Drunk Text the Airport For a Booty Call

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Looks Like Portland is Finally Getting Salty AF About Portlandia

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It's as Easy as Swipe and Snort

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Better to Be Broke, Than Broken Hearted

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College Papers are Tough, Writing Them Drunk is Even Tougher

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

A Midday Lunch of 26 Brown-Bagged Funnies to Get You Through the Workday (September 15, 2025)

A Midday Lunch of 26 Brown-Bagged Funnies to Get You Through the Workday (September 15, 2025)

Identical twin sister decides to start a life of her own after her parents encouraged an unhealthy, codependent familial relationship for years, family implodes as a result: ‘I just can't be enmeshed with her for the rest of my life’

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35 Pictures of People Who Had 1 Job and Managed to Get It Completely Wrong

35 Pictures of People Who Had 1 Job and Managed to Get It Completely Wrong

Customer questions that retail workers are tired of answering: 'I wanna speak to your manager then'

Customer questions that retail workers are tired of answering: 'I wanna speak to your manager then'

"I asked her to stop. She wouldn’t.": Entitled neighbor parks in resident's spot in front of his garage, demands he pay her $300 after she gets towed: 'She got towed again a few days later for parking in front of someone else’s garage'

"I asked her to stop. She wouldn’t.": Entitled neighbor parks in resident's spot in front of his garage, demands he pay her $300 after she gets towed: 'She got towed again a few days later for parking in front of someone else’s garage'