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The sparks keep flying but he just...keeps going. Guess he really had somewhere to be?

Boy does it get tense up in here.

This dude thought he was about to get his bike into his pickup, but the ramp had another idea.

They dangers of not securing your melons.

If Breaking Bad and Barber Shop have told us anything it's that ATM crime is harder than it looks.

1) Take extreme care when unloading unevenly distributed weight, especially on broken or irregular pallets. 

2) Always be aware of your surroundings when unloading a truck with a pallet jack. Specifically where the tail gate ends. Also the presence of cameras.

3) Misuse of work equipment could result in making it to the front page of Fail Blog.

NOT the honk he was looking for. 

We put a lot of faith in traffic lights, and when they fail, Jesus, it's not good. 

This is one of those situation where a malfunctioning warning light caused this terrible accident in Utah. Luckily no one was hurt in this real-life Michael Bay movie, but damn, this is one crazy close call.  

via Cheezburger

Utah Transit Authority has said that they've "never had an accident like this before." Let's hope it's the last one because, whoa, it's a miracle no one was killed. Stay safe out there, kids.