I think a Corolla could drive right under this…

The dog jumps into his car still whining desperately in fear and curls up in his lap—licks his face the entire ride home.

Nice one, boss.

They aren't lying.

Well, she sort of escaped traffic.

We can't advocate driving while on your phone, but also if that's something you decide to do on your own, we can't do anything about it. So for the purposes of this situation, we meant that figuratively. Many of us spend a few hours a day in our cars and wish we didn't have to. That said, many of us have cars that are nicer than our homes themselves, so the prospect of sitting in a comfortable chair while going fast and listening to music isn't so bad. Here are some dumb drivers who deserve amp…

Oops.

For some reason, a lot of people see driving as a secondary activity to eating a bowl of Chex or doing their hair. Here are some of the irresponsible and straight up absurd junk truckers and other drivers have spotted their fellow drivers doing behind the wheel. It's as if their windshield is just a tv screen to them or something. So watch out for these morons and other incompetent drivers who should be banned from the road.

Nice clean break.

Absolutely flawless.

Zoop.

Hey, that's what they wanted.

But It's probably not worth a second try.

Sick ride, bro.

That's a big whoops.

It plays out like Dumb and Dumber.