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Hope you're ready to never sleep again because someone made a little Troll doll out of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, so that he could make the lives of marginalized children unsafe. 

Chuck Williams has opened up a Kickstarter to fund the manufacturing of this mini Donald Trump. It stands about five-inches tall, has really stupid hair, and holds a little iPhone, which is technically incorrect because everyone knows that Trump refuses to give up his insecure Android. Called "The Official World's Greatest Troll," Chuck's abominable creation has already brought in over five times more than needed to produce that little baby dick. And, ugh, would you look at this thing?

Horrible. 

Want to own one for yourself? You can preorder this little gross grabber over on Kickstarter. Bring this butt home.

Epic Craigslist Trolling

Well, I guess Trix aren't for kids after all. Hey that's not a short-hair, it's a short hare! Alright, for real, I'm done. I'll see myself out. Honestly, these are just the kinds of ridiculous Craigslist inspired conversations I liiiive for. Buyer A, entirely unsuspecting, happens upon a first class troll who proceeds to confuse the shit out of them by bending their conversation so out of whack, it's almost something of a wonder they didn't pawn off the rabbit without knowing it. 

If you look up the word "Troll" in a Merriam-Webster dictionary, is there just a picture of a Merriam-Webster dictionary? 

Merriam-Webster has been spending the first week of the Trump administration going all passive-aggressive on the bizarre public persona of Trump and his staff, hoping to clear somethings up, so that "facts" don't get confused with "alternative facts."

via Reddit

Certain people just know more.

If you have a question about food, ask a chef. Want to know about space, listen to an astronaut. And when a WWII makes an analogy to WWII, assume they know what they’re talking about.

Someone should’ve told Politico reporter Eric Gellar, who decided to correct Former Congressman and World War II veteran John Dingell.

Comparing Trump’s cabinet picks to kamikaze pilots on Twitter, Dingell was making a fairly clear observation when Gellar decided to peak his history-splainin’ head in the mix. Well, the exchange did not go well as Gellar went down like an Axis plane in a dogfight.

In case you missed the news , the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

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