trashy

Anyone who's had a party or two has a story of the most monstrously rude guests they've ever let into their house. Sometimes people just don't seem to understand that you can't bully someone in their own home or use their towels as toilet paper. The thought of someone coming into your house just to ruin your stuff and produce garbage moments is enough to make your blood boil.

Most people are committed to making life as easy as possible for those around them. That means not stealing or destroying other peoples stuff, and generally being kind. Sometimes people don't have that in mind, and we get trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

In life, you never know when someone is gonna instigate a straight up garbage moment. Selfish behavior can come from all walks of life, from any social circle, and in any setting. It happens at weddings, at your job, and just walking down the street. You can't escape those garbage moments that belong on garbage island.

They say that that nothing can be certain except death and taxes, but it seems like there's always something trashy going on somewhere. You can trust that someone will be acting selfishly, be it stealing dinner plates for no reason, or leaving a futon on the highway. Trashy moments are a  regrettable fact of life.

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Trashiness can arise in every level of society. Whether it's an unfair boss, a selfish coworker, or an antisocial stranger, society will birth a slew of trashy moments. Most people have a general appreciation for their fellow humans most of the time, but sometimes it doesn't happen.

Extreme trashiness can arise from every level of society. It can come from the mom who leaves dirty diapers on a McDonald's counter to the rich jerk who parks his super car over four handicapped parking spots. Everywhere there are people, there's some selfish folks who think they can do whatever miserable thing they want. Sometimes humanity is not on its A-game.

Although most people are fine, people aren't gonna be totally great all the time. There are moments of horribly petty selfishness that make you think "bruh, what the hell." There's people stealing coasts for orphans, parking in front of firetrucks, and taking money straight out of tip jars. Just not super classy moves. Trashiness exhibits itself in every part of society, but some trashy moments belong on garbage island. Sometimes humanity is just not on its A-game.

We'll never understand people who can tolerate themselves being a gross inconvenience to the people around them. Knowing that your feet smell and refusing to put your shoes on on a plane is some trashy behavior. This guy pulled the ol' switcheroo on ol' stinkfoot. We're fans of sweet revenge, like this guy who shut his telemarketers down in person.

Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there's also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people, and do trashy things that belong in a landfill. Extreme trashiness can come from every level of society.

Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin' ridiculous. 

Lucky for us, most people are basically respectful. When we see outdoor furniture at a restaurant our first instinct isn't to take it all. When we find our seat on an airplane we don't immediately take off our shoes and throw our feet over the chair in front of us. That's most of us. But there are some among us whose selfishness and general lack of decency results in trashy moments that are frankly amazing to see. Extreme trashiness can be found in every level of society, and all walks of life.

It's always good to remind yourself that people are mostly decent. Like, most people just want to get through their day and actually feel a sense of guilt when they inconvenience people. That said, people will have their extremely trashy moments where they steal flowers from random graves and try selling stolen used lingerie on Facebook. All you can do with that kind of selfish trashiness is just look at it in awe.

If you're like most people, you're reasonable, relatively calm and somewhat kind. Your first thought when seeing an emergency lane probably isn't "that looks like a great place to park" and when you see a full tip jar you probably don't think "this must be for me." That said, there are moments when some people act selfishly, and the resulting trashy moments are an incredible sight to behold.

This guy's honestly better off. The story goes that he was working delivery for DoorDash, and ended up catching his now ex-girlfriend in the middle of hooking up with her "handsome co-worker." I mean, honestly him catching her like that; he really just dodged a bullet. Good riddance!