Roll up your sleeves and dip your mitts into some sweet hot dumpster fruit.
Enter the Trash Stash.
Bad but..good? Check out r/ATBGE for more beautiful monstrosities.
Weddings have an uncanny knack for attracking spells of pure craziness. You know it's about to be a tough day when that crazy methhead uncle shows up with a goat in tow....
TIL I'm trashy.
Just relax and let your toes sink into the clammy, lukewarm garbage.
You merely adopted the trash. These folks were born in it. Molded by it.
Sit back and take a look at life through puce-colored glasses.
