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In a wonderful moment of mass disappointment, these onlookers who waited just to see the Hogwarts Express had their time expertly ruined by a regular commuter train. That timing is perfection.

Apparently, things could've been a whole lot worse. Yes, $2 million in damages to a train is not nearly as much as it could've been. Also, the fact that it was in the middle of nowhere, and nobody was injured are two bright spots in an otherwise grim fail. 

"The Flying Train" shows a suspended train ride on a suspended railway, in Germany in 1902. Definite Bioshock vibes in this video. 

When Thomas the Tank Engine gets sick of those tracks. 

These x-tremely sweet, rip-roarin' train stunts are all you need to get your engine running. There's sick multi-track drifting, sweet jumps and rad synchronized moves all set to awesome music.

If you're a fan of classical music and also the loud jarring sound of an oncoming train's horn, then oh baby is this video for you. Pachelbel's Canon in Train.

As funny as it is to see a guy be this excited about a train, it's also really nice to see someone who's genuinely brimming with childlike glee over something that they're genuinely interested in. When was the last time you freaked out on video over anything? Go forth and be free, like Excited Train Guy.

It seems like this guy wasn't having a great day already. The last straw occurs when he's caught in traffic waiting for a train to pass, but it ends up backing up over and over again, seemingly mocking all the traffic. As the driver realizes what's going on, he is not having it.

Way too close for comfort! 

There's always a reason that house is so aggressively cheap....

LITCH-URALLY watch this man's soul die on his train ride. It is brutal. 

What a time to pull up to a railroad crossing! Looks like a clean break.