Just have a little decency.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

A simple rule of ticketed transportation is to sit where you actually have a reserved ticket to sit at. People don't always follow that rule, and that's not even a big deal as long as they recognize they're in the wrong place when someone does actually arrive to sit in their designated seat and move. Unfortunately, sometimes people don't, like this Redditor u/Trainnightmare. This user posted to r/AmITheAsshole to ask whether they were in the wrong for sitting in reserved seats with her two chil…

Hey man, it's your money.

Way, way too close.

A real life hero.

Just a regular commute.

That's a bad day.

Thankfully, nobody was injured.

She never said she was a babysitter.

That's incredible timing.

Absolutely stunning.

Feels like I went sideways in time.

It's almost nostalgia at this point.

Sleepy dude almost pulled it off.

Get your conductor's cap on and get ready to lay some track.