Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

With all the seating options available, this mom decided that the only place she could possibly sit was the assigned seat some guy had already paid for. And when pressed, she straight up refused to move. The ensuing escalation led to more drama than the situation merited, but that's where the internet comes in to judge. If this guy hadn't responded with anger there would have been a far greater likelihood that he could have sat in his assigned seat. For some more seat stealing drama, here's the…

Hey man, it's your money.

Way, way too close.

A real life hero.

Just a regular commute.

That's a bad day.

Thankfully, nobody was injured.

She never said she was a babysitter.

That's incredible timing.

Absolutely stunning.

Feels like I went sideways in time.

It's almost nostalgia at this point.

Sleepy dude almost pulled it off.

Get your conductor's cap on and get ready to lay some track.