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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

You Digest for a Couple Hours, With These Sarlacc Decals Your Toilet Will Digest for a Thousand Years!

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Thanks for the Heads Up

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It's Not the Most Pleasant Way, but it Gets the Job Done

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This Guy Got Stuck in the Stall With No TP, Then an Angel Came to Help

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"Working From Home"

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And They Said Modeling Would Be a Glamorous Career

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Here's a Great Idea: Use FIRE to Unclog a Toilet. Wait, the Opposite of What I Just Said.

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We Never Needed to Know This. Ever.

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Number 2 is More Fun With 4!

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Not a Text You Really Want to Get...

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Some of the Bathrooms at the Sochi Olympics Are a Little too Comfy

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True Life Facts

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Time to Drop a Frosty Deuce

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Musical Throne

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You Might Want to Consider Some Fiber

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I'd Say This Has Party Has Been a Success

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