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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

They Say if You Put Your Ear Up to a Seashell, You Can Hear the Ocean

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Created by ohteppei

Pillbottle Floatball Upthrust

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Created by Unknown

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The Circle of Life

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Engrish Funny: Follow Your Dreams, Everyone

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Interrupted Mid-Prayer

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Toilet FAIL

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Literal WIN

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Failbook: Like If You Do This Every Time

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Getting Likes FAIL

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Via Unscrewed

Potty Transformers

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Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

There I Fixed It: Sorry Guys, We're Fresh Out of Broken

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Created by Unknown

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"We"

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Extreme Water Recycling

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Created by ChrisChagares

Bros: Bros Poop More Wisely

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King of Music Criticism

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I Can't Understand You

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Created by Unknown

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'100% of his house is on our property': Resident discovers neighbor's new house is fully on the wrong side of the property line, seeks legal action 6

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