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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Bro, I Gotta Hydrate!

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Bowel Control FAIL

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There I Fixed It: Scratch That. Measure Once, Cut Twice.

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Created by Unknown

Pot O' Gold FAIL

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Thinking Outside the Tank

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Screw Unscrewing the Old One!

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Created by Unknown

The Step-by-Step Guide to 25th Birthdays

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Created by itsjustbobby

Plumb Out of Ideas

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Created by Unknown

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My How Time Flies!

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There I Fixed It: Toilet Paper. Toilet Paper Everywhere.

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"What's Taking So Long in There?"

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There I Fixed It: Whoever Did This, You Should Try Kludging More Often

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Flyers FAIL

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Putting the Pedal to the Piddle

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Via Reddit

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Big Holes, Anyone?

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Created by Tripointlogic

This Has Been a Public Service Announcement For the Anti-Smartphone Initiative

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