toilet paper

This guy would stock up on excess amounts of toilet paper for years, only to end up running out when some folks at this current moment are stocking up like the world's going to end, tomorrow. Hopefully he's able to lock some down as soon as possible. 

With a quickly growing concern over the spread of coronavirus, shoppers everywhere turned to what seemed like a good idea at the time; panic buying. Most notably, people decided to hoard toilet paper when they probably didn't even buy enough food to merit their purchasing of so many shit tickets. With stores and businesses being the preferred prowling ground for entitled Karens, a moment of petty revenge like this was just bound to happen.

Do these savages know nothing of law and order?

This is the kind of shit that we live for. So many twists and turns. Our weary, struggle-prone bathroom warrior of the hour really spun a good yarn that didn't fail to keep me on the edge of my (toilet) seat. That, or this is kickass marketing by Charmin, interwoven into the fabric of Imgur. I'm going to have to go with the latter, butt in no way does that mean this little tale wasn't the shit, and a nice break from the pipeline of irritable advertising schemes that have a way of clogging up our news feeds.