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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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You've gotta hand it to Radiant Plumbing and Air Conditioning for putting together whatever on God's green earth this thing is. We're totally blind regarding their acumen at putting a toilet back together, but they seem pretty damn good at putting a toilet-themed sci-fi parody together. It's got that local-business-vibe. It's got lasers. It's got everything, man.

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Cringey Toilets That Are Cursed To Oblivion

Cursed toilets have a knack for making our insides squirm. Usually, one doesn't see a picture of a toilet set up so that it's facing a lecture hall. Usually, one doesn't see a toilet through the thin slit window frame of a wooden door. Usually, one doesn't see a toilet installed within some sort of tiled armchair contraption. But here we are. 

A carefully curated collection of different, weird toilets | toilet padded with princess blue ruffles fabrics and lace | toilet facing an open space with rows of chairs for viewers
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Terrific Bathroom Graffiti People Witnessed

Public restrooms are an interesting thing. It's a public place designed to facilitate the most private moments of day-to-day life. The latent tension and long list of expectations in a public restroom make them inherently funny places. Understandably, strange things happen in public restrooms. The artists and laymen who create bathroom graffiti are the unsung poets of our age.

Funny bathroom graffiti people found | reddit posed by coolcleverfunnyname Not exactly bathroom stall but bathroom bar my hometown there's condom machine says refund insert baby Always made chuckle.
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Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms

A public restroom can be a strange place. It's a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here's funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.

Strange and funny things that happened to people in public bathrooms | LiccFlair 6.4k points 2 days ago 3 had pleasure hearing some poor soul trying pass kidney stone movie theater restroom. His screams would have scared shit out if wasn't why there first place.
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This is insane on so many levels. This toilet's ready to eat up the world. 

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Enthusiastic Daughter Cheers Dad On In Gas Station Bathroom Emergency

Here's one dad's story of what happened when he was stuck between a rock and a hard place in an Oregon gas station bathroom. Apparently his daughter remembered all the toilet training support and he got played a reverse-Uno card. Parents often find themselves in strange moments with their kids being weird and dumb.

Funny story of dad taking daughter into bathroom and she cheers him on | kids were van, while inside looking cornflakes with my 4yo b- lined into restroom, making just time had no choice but take my 4yo into stall with Aspen watched as struggled, Moana light-up crocs on wrong feet, blue eyes wide and
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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won't want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it's not. 

People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes
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This is not the response you'd expect from staring into a recently flushed toilet. Definitely not the worst. Imagine having your daily toilet use punctuated by a wailing Chewy. It might be fun once or twice, but after a while you might wanna get that fixed.

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10 Cursed Toilets With Severely Threatening Auras

As far as the dark and unsettling world of cursed images go, cursed toilets rank right up there with some of the weirdest shit we've laid eyes on. We imagine getting a case of a very shy bladder if we found ourselves confronting a scenario, involving us having to use one of these. They're just plain wrong. But therein lies the beauty of a solid cursed image.

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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

tifu, reddit, denny's, today i fucked up, story about wife going to a denny's to use the bathroom
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A Large Steaming Dump Of 23 Stressfully Cursed Toilets

This is an abomination of a dump. I've never seen so many hopelessly cursed toilets in my life. Can you imagine for a second trying to use one of these? There goes that needing to take a piss problem..

While you sit on your throne at home, feel free to browse some more cursed images and learn about the wonky side of the world. 

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24 Strange Struggling Toilets That Are Having A Worse Day Than You

So yeah, I don't have to go anymore. These toilets are absolutely having a worse and weirder day than you. Just imagine trying to use one of them. There's a thought...

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23 Stupid And Terrible Design Fails to Fill Your Failometer

What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.

The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.

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17 People Share the Stupidest Things They Believed as Kids

Sometimes parents lie to their kids to keep them safe. Sometimes they lie to keep things fun. Sometimes they just wanna be absolute douches.

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27 Times Bathroom Graffiti Genius Forever Marked Our Minds

There's the type of genius who can invent solve an unsolvable formula or invent a life-saving drug, and then there is true genius. The type of genius who can communicate compassion, humility, and stupid jokes using only a pen and bathroom wall.

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You could be having the best day of your life and this toilet would sh*t all over it.