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Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

There's no question that parenting is an emotional rollercoaster. Countless sleepless nights, and some kind of temper tantrum are regular occurrences for parents just trying to live some kind of remotely peaceful existence. This particular AskReddit thread considers some parents' most unexpected, absurd conversations that they've had with their toddlers. Some wild conversation topics from the thread include how it's not okay to color the cat, or how one is not advised to take lettuce to bed with them. 

Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.
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Things escalate extremely quickly when this random dog decides to attack a child, but this cat just comes screaming in out of nowhere and puts a stop to it. It kind of bucks the stereotype that all cats are asocial narcissists.

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A street performing monkey in Indonesia was caught on video trying to drag a toddler away. The toddler didn't suffer any physical injuries. If there's one lesson at least from this encounter it's that monkeys are stronger than you'd expect.

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Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

You don't need to interact with a kid for long to know that kids are weird and dumb. It makes you wonder how stupid you were as a kid. Hopefully you've learned a few things since then. As they stand, children don't know anything, have very strong opinions, wield a twisted sense of reality and are easy to trick. Here's more moments of kids being bizarre and stupid.

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.
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Toddler Leaves Unwanted Artwork On Car, Detailer Restores Faith In Humanity

What a wonderfully wholesome turn of events. Sometimes human beings tap into the element of surprise, and put some welcomed goodness back into the universe. This appears to be one of those times. 

Toddler leaves unwanted graffiti on car | Cheers and Jeers Conversation Starter 2 hrs Cheers lovely artwork left on my car by cute little toddler next door. As much as l'd love keep think would have been better have drawn picture using markers and paper and would have proudly hung on my refrigerator. Unfortunately gonna have buff out her masterpiece, so cheers detailer who can buff out scratches and leave my car looking good as new! Write comment GIF
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Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

There are no limits to what warrants a hysterical breakdown from a toddler. Rationality in the mind of a toddler is a terribly fleeting thing. We can't verify whether these captions are accurate depictions of what brought on the waterworks, but we'd bet they're not too far off the mark. 

Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.
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Things That are Fine for Kids to Do but Not Okay for Adults

Part of childhood is just being a weird and stupid kid and learning how the rules of life work. But for a while there, you get to do some pretty strange stuff and adults just think that it's fine. Here are things kids do all the time that could get you sent to jail as an adult.

Things that are fine for kids to do but illegal and weird for adults.
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In all fairness that's actually a pretty good swing! Props to this little slugger. 

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UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. Apparently he rode it for 5 minutes before making it all the way into the TSA bag room! Who knows how much his parents were absolutely losing their minds the whole time, but at least we get to see what it would be like if we had done it ourselves if we had the chance. 

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34 Absolutely Stupid Reasons Kids Had Meltdowns

Okay, we'd be pretty upset too if we couldn't have a beer, but the context is a little different. Here are some parents who found their kids overwhelmed by the most simple and unconcerning things. Wait until these kids hear about having to pay taxes. For more, check out these completely stupid reasons kids had meltdowns.

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The Toddler Years Summed Up In 13 Hysterical Images

These emotionally-charged images capture the emotional rollercoaster of the toddler years. Some full grown adults might relate to these too. Sometimes we just need to have a little breakdown over a whole bunch of nothing! 

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27 Exhausted Parents Share the Dumbest Reason Their Toddler Threw a Tantrum

Sometimes life is going just fine, you're minding your own business, then a bee decides to land on your hand for a second. You think, "oh holy crap this is totally unacceptable. I must let everyone know about the injustice that bee has done, landing on my hand for a second." So you wail as hard as you can for 3 hours, screaming at the top of your lungs, hitting your head against the wall, because of that awful, awful bee. Anyway, for more irrational tantrums, here are more the dumbest reasons kids had meltdowns.

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The Perilous Joys Of Owning A Toddler Captured In 20+ Tweets

If you're on the fence about having kids then these tweets might sway you in one very definite direction. Let's just say the struggle is painfully real in these tweets, and that parenting sounds like an absolute whirlwind of hysteria. 

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24 Parents Reveal Their Toddlers' Biggest Illogical Temper Tantrums

It would be great to have one of these little illogical temper tantrums when the world just gets to be a big old overwhelming mess. These are all kinds of adorable.

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35 Exhausted Parents Share the Dumbest Reasons Their Kids Had Meltdowns

Listen we get that kids are little bundles of innocence or whatever but they're also screaming, leaking piles of problems made entirely out of your own broken dreams. Here are 35 parents whose kids gave them grief for no good reason. On a similar note, sadly, these types of tantrums aren't just relegated to kids. Adults can have them too.

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