tie

Don't worry, he'll grow into them.

Impress all of your coworkers with this stylish piece of clothing! Or not. Probably not. Yeah on second thought that's a bad idea.

-Water Cooler Chris

Awwww. I'd listen to this guy lecture all day long. Especially if the lecture's about balls of string and anchovies.

Heck, why not just make a tie-shaped hole in the center of your shirt?

Going like :P without a care in the world.

It's official. The Internet has ruined tentacles. In any other context I might think "oh, what an interesting tie," but right now I can't. Even the guy who's wearing it looks a little afraid. Curse you, Internet!

Angus would be proud.

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1812124