tie

Language is a little not-safe-for-work.

I mean, nobody's getting a raise wearing that thing.

This kid is prepared for the corporate world.

Get your goodies over at Must Have Cute!

It's sort of like a Bolo tie for the leather-and-whips crowd.

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.