there I fixed it

This is my dad's handiwork. It actually runs. It even has a tool box on the back.

...try the exact same thing again. User Eyellgeteven especially likes that this same fix has been done before; note that you can see the remnants of old duct tape gone by.

Hiring a man to hold a sign of a man holding a sign...

Not pictured: The house this mailbox belongs to has a massive wrap-around porch... just across the street.