the simpsons

We get it, they're cartoons, so anything is possible. However, some of these inconsistencies are at least bizarre and at most dark as hell.

These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...

The holiday season is coming up! You might be able to save some money on gifts by getting your friends and family some of this derivative crap.

Christmas is around a few corners! There's still time to get your kid that Incredible Hunk action figure they wanted.

Old people. They don't really follow the trends, and they don't really know how to use facebook, but you gotta love em. Like, you're obligated to love them.

The photo on the license says it all.

Get ready to embiggen your vocabulary with this cromulent new addition!

The Simpsons mirrors real life a mind-blowing amount of times. These are all painfully relatable. 

This very well might be more historically significant than the damn Declaration of Independence. 

As would seem to be the fashion nowadays, The Simpsons yet again accurately predicted a milestone event, well ahead of its time. This time we're talking about Disney's recent acquisition of most of 21st Century Fox. You might recall us running some news on that last week, when we had to spotlight Ryan Reynolds' hilarious reaction to the development. Let's just say Deadpool and Disney have their work cut out for them....(see here)

CAN'T.EVEN. Seriously though, of all the bizarre sounds we ever thought we'd come across, this one just had that effortless, jaw-dropping kind of result. 

These hilarious moments will resonate with anyone who works in the restaurant industry. 

These ended up being way more fascinating than we anticipated. The Simpsons definitely could've benefited from trying to let some of these ideas play out.