the simpsons

Just about everyone grew up watching the Simpsons, and the show remains a wonderful memory for many of us, up to somewhere around season 9. Here are some Simpsons facts, from ideas that got dropped, to obscure canon, to the real world inspirations for certain episodes. Here are some absurd moments of cartoon logic that make perfect sense.

Here's a link to the original masterpiece! Simpsons did it first. 

The Simpsons faces some backlash for mocking Upstate New York in a rather scathing Sinatra parody. The internet felt some type of way about it, and are we really even that surprised?...

Bart Simpson gets an F, and people have some feelings about it. Leave it to the wonderful community at Tumblr to take a thread to a place we never saw coming. 

Sometimes an animator is left with a problem like "how do I make this character use chopsticks if their hand is a literal fingerless stump?" The pragmatic solutions they've found are goofy as hell, and the absurdness they bring are a hallmark of animation. And then the other half are like "oh yeah, that's kind of stupid."

We get it, they're cartoons, so anything is possible. However, some of these inconsistencies are at least bizarre and at most dark as hell.

These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...

Here are more Cursed_Images in case these were not enough.

The holiday season is coming up! You might be able to save some money on gifts by getting your friends and family some of this derivative crap.

Christmas is around a few corners! There's still time to get your kid that Incredible Hunk action figure they wanted.

Old people. They don't really follow the trends, and they don't really know how to use facebook, but you gotta love em. Like, you're obligated to love them.

The photo on the license says it all.

Get ready to embiggen your vocabulary with this cromulent new addition!