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Thanks for Nothing, China!

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For Once We Wish This Onion Headline Was the Real Deal

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This is the Brand New Hotspot for Teens on the Internet

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Mad Jealousy, That's All Y'all's Problem!

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Hoax, Satire, Basically the Same Thing

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Next She'll Be Looking Up the Melting Temperature of Steel...

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It Almost Makes You Think About the Penitentary System or Something

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Yes, the Doctor is Definitely the Idiot Here

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Flying Just Isn't the Same These Days

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The Hard Body, the Hot Blood, and the Holy Spirit

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We All Have Our Own Personal Gorillas to Deal With

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This is One of Those Onion Headlines That's too Close to True

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The Lombardi Trophy of Broken Dreams

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Sometimes True, Sometimes False, Always a Fail

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These Geniuses Finally Have Woody Allen by the Short Hairs

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Yes, He's Stupid... And He's Not the Only One...

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