What's more twisted and inappropriate for a school setting (as a teacher) than a good 'ol fashioned game of 'f**k, marry, kill,' where you proceed to decide on a human being's worth with elements like likability, marriageability, and fuckability.
Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.
Yes.
Sometimes you need to have your faith in humanity rewarded a little bit, and who's going to do that, goddamn Barry White, Jr., a fifth-grade literacy teacher from Charlotte, NC.
Yeah, his name is Barry White, Jr. Goddamn.
In an attempt to earn his students' trust and make them feel special, he has a different, customized goddamn handshake for every goddamn student, and goddamn, he's great.
Apparently, he got the idea from goddamn LeBron James. Just awesome. Look at this goddamn gif:
Fifth grade English teacher has a personalized handshake with every one of his students
