teachers

Some of these innovative ways to cheat are so complex and time consuming that it might actually be easier to just study. We do not endorse the idea of cheating on exams, but above all else,  if we can stress one thing to not do, that'd be getting caught.

Whether they were trying to keep the classroom bearable through being hilariously unpredictable, or just plain weird, you've gotta give it to them. They definitely tried...in some capacity. 

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

Here are some relatable stories that'll make you go "man, that's bullshit." Also, it turns out there are still a lot of people who are really not over things that happened to them as children. 

Ice picks and drug money? Why did any of us get in trouble for having gum?

This might bring back memories of the time in 2nd grade when you had to miss recess because Dylan falsely accused you of calling him a butt.

It's true though. Dylan was a butt. Still is.

School sucks. The sad part is that it doesn't have to be miserable, and bad teachers are what make it so frustrating.

Turns out your teachers DID talk about you behind your back.

To be fair to previous generations, they did have to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow.

Some of these are so painfully punny they'll bring tears to your eyes. 

You just can't teach some acts of (devilish trolling) genius in a textbook. 

Education is important. Teachers are butts

One of the hardest parts about being a teacher is developing connections with your students but only having limited influence on their personal lives. 

Someone needs to teach these teachers how to use social media. 

The secret to a good smart ass answer is to not be wrong. 

That's why these responses to teacher questions are so good. How are you going to argue with them? In most cases, you don't. Just laugh and move on. 

So check out some of the funniest answers that weren't technically wrong but weren't what the teacher was looking for.