teachers

Maybe you broke the rules by having your phone out or smuggling in the "dreaded gum". These folks went above and beyond with weird crap that has no business being at a school. There's always that one kid who has like a toaster or something. Speaking of school rules, here are some salty folks who shared what was banned from their schools.

Many of us can thank our teachers for inspiring us to embrace our passions and take on careers that we didn't think we'd achieve in our wildest dreams. That's some teachers though. Other teachers are negligent, selfish bullies who have no respect for other people, and have no desire to help kids learn. Sometimes kids are dumb, but that's not necessarily the teacher's fault. These teachers here though are grade-A douchebags.

Some of these innovative ways to cheat are so complex and time consuming that it might actually be easier to just study. We do not endorse the idea of cheating on exams, but above all else,  if we can stress one thing to not do, that'd be getting caught.

Whether they were trying to keep the classroom bearable through being hilariously unpredictable, or just plain weird, you've gotta give it to them. They definitely tried...in some capacity. 

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

Here are some relatable stories that'll make you go "man, that's bullshit." Also, it turns out there are still a lot of people who are really not over things that happened to them as children. 

Ice picks and drug money? Why did any of us get in trouble for having gum?

This might bring back memories of the time in 2nd grade when you had to miss recess because Dylan falsely accused you of calling him a butt.

It's true though. Dylan was a butt. Still is.

School sucks. The sad part is that it doesn't have to be miserable, and bad teachers are what make it so frustrating.

Turns out your teachers DID talk about you behind your back.

To be fair to previous generations, they did have to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow.

Some of these are so painfully punny they'll bring tears to your eyes. 

You just can't teach some acts of (devilish trolling) genius in a textbook. 

Education is important. Teachers are butts

One of the hardest parts about being a teacher is developing connections with your students but only having limited influence on their personal lives. 

Someone needs to teach these teachers how to use social media.