tax dollars at work

And they're doing a damn fine job of staying in the lines. Letters are a bit crooked though. B+

~NSHA

From the submitter:

In the down & out, post apocalyptic city of East St. Louis Illinois, anything metallic that is not welded in place is fair game for scrappers, including man-hole covers. The city, being without the financial means to replace the missing covers, inserts used tires in their place to alert drivers of the open holes littering the streets.

Pot hole, pot plant. Same thing.

~NSHA

Had to take the tennis balls off, didn't want him getting anywhere.

~NSHA

He just had to hang up in desperation.

~NSHA

Seriously. I needed those zip ties to make a neat little bracelet.

~NSHA

Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.

~NSHA

Then fix it, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer, dear taxpayer. ~NSHA