tax dollars at work

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn't get any ideas.

In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

"The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them," explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. "We don't think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks."

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We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

Because counting "3 Massachusetts" is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.

~NSHA

Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.

Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.

~NSHA