swearing

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

(warning, potty mouth)

Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Not actually appropriate for girls. Or for younger children in general.

This guy might just give My Drunk Kitchen girl a run for her money.

Disclaimer - This video contains high-pitched giggling, unsafe cooking practices, and oh so much swearing.

I wouldn't act too smug; technically she's talking about your butthole.

Disclaimer - Lots of candy, lots and LOTS of naughty language, Tootsie rolls (they really are gross).

I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.

Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

NSFW: Language, drunk cooking

What? You said "language..."