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Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks

While kids have garnered plenty of a reputation for being flat out silly and dumb, they can also get devilishly inventive when faced with the possibility of getting in trouble for a continued pattern of unacceptable behavior. This toddler decided to dip into their word bank and pull out a new word for the explicit purpose of being able to cuss at their parent without having to actually "swear." 

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Ken Dilanian found himself in an embarrassing predicament after technical difficulties led him to use some out-of-context choice words on air. It's not like we haven't heard anything like this before, but it feels nice to see them said on live TV. Gotta love that long-ass pause.

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Twitter Users Share Their Creatively Disrespectful Nonsense Insults

With just a little creativity and a dash of abstract imagery, almost any noun and verb combination can become a decent sounding insult, you lemon-lipped crotch-punch. Twitter users took the time to come up with and share their own. For some more pointed insults, here are rare insults that struck people to their core.

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One does not simply say "Bastard" this much and this well unless you're Sean Bean. It's Boromir/Ned Stark himself and a few dozen moments of bastards.

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Not sure if our man A.J. Clemente was having a panic attack or something but he managed to let everyone know right into his mic. He even tried to gather himself for a moment but man did that not go well either. After this he was fired and was interviewed on Late Night television. Not sure where he is today though...

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Old People Wearing Filthy And Inappropriate Shirts

They say when you get older you just don't care anymore. Gotta say, there's a lot of good evidence to support that here. Seriously, old people absolutely give zero shits. Whether it's just something you wouldn't expect someone in the age range to be wearing, or if it's just downright filthy, here it is. For more shirt humor, here are more foreign t-shirt bloopers.

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19 Non-Native English Speakers Share Phrases They Wish We Had

Wouldn't it be simpler to have a single word that encapsulates the concept of getting drunk in your underwear? Wouldn't it be amazing to be able to call someone an "orthopedic walking cane" out of hate? These options and many more lie waiting to be discovered in the world's many wonderful languages. For some English wins and fails, here are some incredible uses and misuses of the English language.

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When this young kid interrupted a graduation ceremony in his classroom, he really leaned in with his shoulder. Sometimes it feels really good not having to be a teacher.

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25 Hilarious Translations That Will Butter Your Become Not

These translations will wax fish the if you can whether a misspelling is in the photo. Clothes are the subject to which donut.

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14 Parents Share the Most Inappropriately Funny Things Their Kids Have Done

The real challenge is not letting the kid know they're being funny. Kids can't know that yelling obscenities in a crowded bookstore is hilarious. It'd totally throw off their priorities.

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When you don the great white flowy robes, lug around a wooden cross, and put on the act that you're Jesus Christ in public; it's generally solid practice to put the profanity in timeout mode.

I want to lob our godlike broheme of the hour the benefit of the doubt, and assume he had every intention of not failing blatantly and getting his cross stuck in that underground station rafter. Better luck next time, man. 

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