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You defended yourself in a fist fight? Yep, you're expelled now. Seriously, the reasons behind some of these expulsions are absolute madness! 

Classic Kevin! This puzzled teacher's story about his encounter with the dumbest person he'd ever met, is EVERYTHING. Some folks really do fall through all the cracks. 

This is the dream scenario for any group project, when people are acting like A+ assholes. In this case, we're dealing with some foolish students who thought they could make a clean getaway with another student's hard-earned work. Queue the absolutely necessary and righteous fail/win! And if that didn't get you inspired, check out the time this student gave a Lord of the Rings inspired speech before a test, here. Cause that will NEVER get old. 

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

This student channeled all their pent-up creative energy into not following their assignment's rules. 

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

It pays to review your work, especially if you have roommates who are hilarious dicks.

How does a teacher grade fairly when a student has just put real work into something so damn stupid?

If picture day was a sport these students would be state champs! High quality work across the board here. Bravo, folks. 

After seeing another article about Millennials ruining education, twitter user Jenny Bann brought up some relevant information regarding the disciplinary history of students of yesteryear.

Consider yourself informed, some people don't think earthquakes exist.

Basically, a whole lot of insanity-riddled sh*t goes down sometime past midnight. These poor kids pushed themselves to the bring of sanity, and fell right on off the edge. 

Wish this guy was my teacher back in the day. Bro move. 

These students are defiantly ahead of the curve.