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School is one of the first times in life that you realize you're in a vast system that you have little control over. When it comes to grading, some people play things by the book, don't even resort to incredibly creative cheating, and still get points taken off for a total BS reason. Most teachers are sensible people who have their students best interest in mind, but there are others who just want to see the future burn. Teachers can be incredibly weird like that.

The moral of the story here is that they always take the pencil. When in the tough and stressful land of academia, you can't afford to move forward without a pencil. All pencil sizes matter. 

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

If picture day was a sport these students would be state champs! High quality work across the board here. Bravo, folks. 

Everyone had one. Maybe you heard a rumor that two students got caught hooking up in a dumpster, or you found out the gym teacher started a fight club. You even could have had some kind of pooping bandit. Anyway, here are the crazy things that happened at people's schools that they'll be talking about for years. If this made you almost nostalgic, here are some salty people sharing what got banned from their schools.

You defended yourself in a fist fight? Yep, you're expelled now. Seriously, the reasons behind some of these expulsions are absolute madness! 

Classic Kevin! This puzzled teacher's story about his encounter with the dumbest person he'd ever met, is EVERYTHING. Some folks really do fall through all the cracks. 

These clever students get an A+ for thinking outside of the box when it came to NOT playing by the rules in the classroom. Yes, they're excelling in the rule-breaking cheating category. 

Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.

This is the dream scenario for any group project, when people are acting like A+ assholes. In this case, we're dealing with some foolish students who thought they could make a clean getaway with another student's hard-earned work. Queue the absolutely necessary and righteous fail/win! And if that didn't get you inspired, check out the time this student gave a Lord of the Rings inspired speech before a test, here. Cause that will NEVER get old. 

Fighting with a neighbor can get notoriously intense. When that neighbor is totally in the wrong, and starts spreading lies about your behavior, then it's time to pull the ripcord and make some serious moves.

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club. 

This student channeled all their pent-up creative energy into not following their assignment's rules. 

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

When it comes down to explaining why you were late, it's almost more important to just have an interesting story than a realistic one.

It pays to review your work, especially if you have roommates who are hilarious dicks.