Okay, cool.

Oh, weird.

Sorry, Paul.

What's their deal?

Ohh, shiny facts.

There's gotta be a better way.

There's definitely something going on here.

Uh, alright then.

Now that's at least a Banananana.

Ah!

What a piece of work.

Not all job opportunities are created equal.

It doesn't make sense in there.

The eyes have it.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

It's a seemingly relatable scenario: “Oh, my girlfriend/boyfriend never wants to order their own food and always takes bites of my own.” But this time it's different. This girlfriend seems to have a perverse and unyielding interest in the first bite of everything. Honestly this sounds like something only lions or wolves do, but she is absolutely obsessed with the first bite. It's to the point where if there's already a bite in there, she loses interest. And not only that, if he brings it up, sh…