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In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

"So that's what you're gonna lead with? Interesting choice, but alright."

You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.

The world sure is full of characters.

You can't choose your neighbors. Some are delightfully weird, others can be horribly creepy. Here's a hodgepodge of weird neighbor stories.

"No swearing in front of my parents" is pretty common and easy to follow, but these people had some brushes with true obsessive craziness.

Yarr, They say there's always more fish in the sea, but the sea of Tinder be treacherous and full of strange beasts. Fix yer diving bell and descend into yonder dating pool.

A romance novel called "But You're a Horse"? You had us at "Horse". What will the neigh-bors think? Sounds like a real page-turner.