Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.
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The internet is figuratively dripping with cursed images to make you cringe. From no-context weirdness to awful things done to food, to absolutely wild stock images, there's stuff out there that will make your internet-addled brain finally feel something. How do weird images make you feel? Not necessarily wonder or even outright disgust, but just...discomfort.
People are hard at work at places like Things Full of Beans That Shouldn't Be Full of Beans and r/ThingsFullofBeans to make sure that beans find their way into places you'd never think they'd ever be. Sure these bean photos can sometimes have the weirdness factor of cursed images but we still like them.
When you overhear just a little bit of someone's conversation and it ends with something like "and that's how I met my dad" your mind will do somersaults to try to figure out what the hell these people are talking about. Here are some of the strangest things people are willing to admit they witnessed.
With the power of forced perspective, things can look like they're way too big or small. People can look like they're floating magically, and a mud puddle can appear to be a vast landscape. Basically, here are a bunch of images that are worth a double-take. For more, check out these brain-twisting pics of wild perspective.
If you thought that you'd never learn an incredibly strange, specific and completely stupid hobby, don't quit just yet. There's a guide for everything from identifying wood to crafting sexy origami! Like, even if you wanted a guide for stray shopping carts, by god it exists. For other strange relics, here are some weird and amazing forgotten items found in thrift stores.
Here are a bunch of real-life optical illusions ready for the double-taking. Images like these might have you thinking things like "Is that a wondrous mountaintop landscape?" And the answer is "no, it's a filthy mud puddle. Look harder!" So go slow and take a second to make sure you're seeing the right thing. For more confusing images, here are some eye-crumbling images of crazy perspective.
Often times people will give you a BS reason for rejecting you just to protect your feelings. The old, "it's not you, it's me." And while the rejection hurts, it's still somewhat nice of them because it means they kind of care. But sometimes people manage to come up with a bad reason that also hurts. That's where the real drama lies. For a similar thing, here's some of the worst ways people were dumped.
Images of incredible ingenuity, weird sights and common problems, all of reportedly slavic origin. Looks like some more rural parts of the U.S. but with--dear god that's a lot of snow. For some more strangeness, here are some strange Russian dating site photos that are truly uncomfortable.
If you're looking for cursed weird crap, look no further than Goodwill. You'll find mannequins with baby heads, Shrek rectal thermometers (Shrektal?), and signed crap from celebrities you forgot about. There's no end to the strange stuff you'll find in the average stack of junk. For more, here are some fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.
Maybe you broke the rules by having your phone out or smuggling in the "dreaded gum". These folks went above and beyond with weird crap that has no business being at a school. There's always that one kid who has like a toaster or something. Speaking of school rules, here are some salty folks who shared what was banned from their schools.
Working retail, you get to see an amazing number of characters stroll through the front door. There's always something new around the corner, ready to completely derail your day, make you miss your lunch break, and in rare cases, actually make you sort of happy. This Tumblr user documented their first few days of working at a Target, and the world did not disappoint. For more retail stories, check these horror stories from Hot Topic employees.
Sometimes it helps to know that other people aren't really having a great go of it either. Anyway, these funny profiles, bad puns and utter bizarreness are the byproduct of modern dating. Drink it in. Check these out for more funny and sad moments from the wild world of tinder.
Life is full of people saying one thing and doing another thing. It's probably one of the most frustrating things about other people. This frustration was felt hard in this Askreddit post asking about the world's many double standards. So drink in the hypocrisy and try not to freak out about all this got-damn BS we all have to deal with every day.
If you didn't grow up with garbage disposals and cheez wiz, you might also think that they aren't real. Also paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for education. Here are some things people were dumbfounded to discover actually do exist in the US of A. For the other way around, here are some culture shocked Americans describing sharing things they didn't realize were so American.
