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Bad college roommate tries to complain and get move but it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zardkween 3 days ago Don't touch MY stuff oc M college had randomly assigned roommate did not get along with at all. Our personalities were just on two opposite ends personality spectrum and clashed only things had common were went same college and lived same apartment s Anyways nightmare living situation apartment had four rooms and two bathrooms. She and shared same bathroom as our rooms we

Roommate Complains Herself Into A Corner

Sometimes you don't get exactly what you want.
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Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she

Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

Dear god.
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Cop car blocks ambulence, so the sergeant gets him towed | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/ZZZ-Top 1 day ago Wont move patrol car let ambulance out, ill let sergeant deal with This happened around 4th July, there small fender bender and emergency services get called out. My towing company sends out by accident not realizing flatbed at scene could tow both vehicles. There one ambulance and 5 police cruisers 3 cruisers blocking road, 1 directing traffic and then asshole who showed up after scene secure

Cop Blocks Ambulance, Sergeant Gets Him Towed

Lessons were learned.
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Funny tumblr story of burglar who furnishes apartment | Nice Eric Follow @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking live like this? thestirge So heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but gist friend friend lived generally considered bad neighborhood, because he super poor college student and he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on blanket on floor and had milk crate chair and like an old wire spool as table. No TV, nothing fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls

Tumblr Thread: Chaotic Good Burglar

It's extreme home makeover, crime edition.
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Employees mistake customer for job applicant, and they break the law | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/ligamentary 18 hours ago Manager reveals illegal hiring practices mistaking applicant XXXXL Names have been altered out consideration business owner bit older got grandkids high school, let's put way So been especially cautious about staying home during COVID-19 pandemic. Part has, unfortunately, meant indefinitely cutting out my regular trips gym. So invested couple pieces equipment my house p

Customer Gets Mistaken for Job Applicant, Interviewers Break Law

A weird way to end a customer experience.
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Rude K Pop fan talks badly about the person next to them, unaware they speak korean | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/thisisdrivingmebatty 1 day ago Bad mouth and assume don't speak language kill with kindness Obligatory on mobile sorry formatting am light skinned Latina American and lived Korea couple years during university and grad school, as my major Korean Interpretation and Translation. During my time Korea lucky enough attend music shows time time kpop uninitiated, music shows are free enter,

Rude K-Pop Fan Doesn't Know Fellow Fan Speaks Korean

Always be polite.
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Teacher tries to confiscate diabetes pump | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Sugar_Daddy24 20 hours ago Phone? Sorry, just my diabetes pump. oc M Just found this sub! This story dates back my senior year high school (2013 My school quite small had graduating class 92 so everyone knew everyone. All teachers were amazing and very involved our academic lives, but most part had nothing but good intentions. Unfortunately there 1 teacher, our English AP teacher, who just an absolute jerk. She type

Teacher Thinks Diabetes Pump is Phone, Tries to Confiscate It

The ol' swticheroo.
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Tumblr history thread about soldier who got home with amphetamines | MAA misteryada Those are eyes man who has seen god and laughed

Tumblr Thread: The Finnish Soldier Who Amphetamined His Way Home

We're not sure if there's a moral to this story.
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Roommate buys milk for their lactose intolerant roommate to steal | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA switching regular milk prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing Not hole and 2 other guys share an apartment together and split all bills only thing don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's charge buying their own food and don't touch whatever doesn't belong us fridge put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.

Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

Let the record show he denied taking anything in the first place.
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Strict teacher tells student not to speak, so they don't in front of admin | Posted by u/alexsangthat 15 hours ago Overly-strict teacher learns pick her battles oc L So forgot about this story until read recent post on here about grade-school-smartasses and my memory jarred. This is story am not proud as am now teacher, and if had student behave way my rotten ass did this story probably pull my hair out, but fits this sub so here go 6th grade, my class got new science teacher will call her Ms. M

Strict Teacher Tells Student Not to Speak, Totally Backfires

They were just doing what they were told.
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Bureaucrat at school needs a copy made of a degree she issues | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/forshuregirl 5 hours ago So need certified copy my bachelor degree just issued? No problemo oc M So, this is little one, but still fullfilled with satisfaction. During my last semester my bachelor degree already applied masters degree at same university. So go through normal application process and get accepted (yay but as didn't have my bachelor degree at point had produce certified copy my degree

Absurd School Bureaucrat Needs Copy of Degree She Issues

Nothing quite like dealing with someone who hates having to do their job.
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HOA wants to know every time he sets out his trash can, so he calls every time | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Endoman13 11 hours ago 2 let know every time use my garbage can. oc s never met anyone said "Oh good, an HOA all have trash cans, but sight them offends delicate eyes some, so complied with new rule no seeing bins street find notice my bins being out, which is surprising because only one who touches cans and know 100% compliant.

HOA Demands Trash Can Updates, Homeowner Obliges

Hey, that's what they wanted.
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A greentext story about a guy's grandma getting a new car | ITT: Stupid relatives and their stupid cars doing stupid things Grandma is looking 578 KB JPG car >my grandfather has spoiled her sideways years, always buying bigger, softer car with each trade he died, she on Buick Lacrosse >he also kept up with all dealership visits, oil changes, and oh by way he one who actually BOUGHT car >grandma moves with relatives who don't have room ano

Ridiculous Greentext Story With Infuriating Ending

Dang it all.
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Story of Karen who thought guy mowing his lawn was a kid at a lawn mowing service | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/Alyksandur 6 days ago not lawn mowing service. XL (First time poster and usually listen these on YouTube don't have clue formatting works. Also, this may not be perfect sub this story, but still has right kind vibe This one actually happened last year, but short enough still remember pretty clearly live very small town where everybody can more or less recognize everybody else by si

Karen asks Grown Man to Mow Her Lawn for $10

She just walked up to a dude mowing his own lawn.
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Qualified Hospital employee gives patient care, she thinks he's the garbage man | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Truthislife13 22 hours ago Medical care provided by garage man oc M finished my PhD middle terrible recession, and having hard time finding permanent job stayed afloat financially by adjunct teaching (low pay, no benefits) and by doing whatever odd jobs could find volunteer EMT at time, and friend able get night shift job local hospital as an IV technician. Strictly speaking should

IV Tech Lets Absurd Patient Think He's the Janitor

Ah, hospital shenanigans.
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Employee quits, boss get karma | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/beerbellybegone 4 days ago Boss: Think about whether want keep working here OK don't ocL Apologies if English isn't perfect s not my native tongue. Nearly two years ago started work at Company as their digital marketing person. After started turned out brought put out fires left by my predecessor VP Marketing, who had team 4 plus himself, spent over $1 million one year and brought 5 deals, 2 them under $10K.

Ungrateful Psycho Boss Gets Instant Karma

You don't get what you don't pay for.
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