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A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

We all need this.

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Consultant gets angry when being told what to wear, can't do her job | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/DanielCade 5 days ago Don't ever tell wear oc L Some years ago organisation work brought consultant make us more efficient and reduce waste. She working across number teams including team worked our team most our work is office based (about 75 but often work retail environments and occasionally industrial settings other teams consultant working alongside all seemed be totally office based.

Consultant Will Not Be Told What To Wear, Including PPE

That could have gone better.

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Cook makes spicy overcooked pizza for demanding customers and they like it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Clueguy 4 days ago Pizza not spicy and well done enough Alright then oc s So quite number years ago worked at large Pizza Chain one with red roof. Every Tuesday evening group 12 people would come eat. Usually within 30 minutes closing time. They would order 1 large vegetarian pizza, with hot peppers, and ask pizza be well done. They would also ask chillies on side might think, ok is

Cook Makes Petty Spite Pizza, Customers Love It

It's like how potato chips were supposedly invented.

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Twitter thread School friend asks dumb questions to help anxious friend | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking.

Twitter Thread: Loyal Friend Bears Ridicule to Help Friend in School

There's some quality friendship.

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Guy messes with his noisy neighbor's TV until his neighbor smashes it | r/pettyrevenge Posted by parkesc Loud Neighbor Gets Silenced started my sophomore year college (over 2 decades ago guy who moved into dorm next just stereotypical meathead jock who kind overweight. And turns out, he shitty neighbor. Two things about these dorm rooms: 1 walls were rather thin. Not only did hear every decibel his loud music and TV, but one night he brought some girl home with him some fun whole

Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV

Desperate times...

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Karen Teacher breakfast story | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zeromig 21 hours ago Skip on high school senior tradition? Never, but about double-serving malicious compliance instead? oc M This isn't my story, but happened some high school classmates mine late 1990s. Unfortunately wasn't smart enough be part AP Calculus class teacher had tradition held up at least decade, where, if brought college acceptance letter be invited his Breakfast Club: essentially, instead taking math final exam

Chill Teacher Foils Anti-Breakfast Karen

And on that day, not just IHOP but everyone HOP.

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Wholesome helpful neighbor Tumblr story | keuhkopussirotta first doing laundry my new home building spontaneously threw shirt wearing there as well because frankly only do laundry l've run out clean clothes and shirt last had sitting there, shirtless, studying washing machine person whose laundry had been here last came retrieve his own. Casually, trying act like my shirtlessness nothing out ordinary asked him if clothes drying up on line were his. He confused, and realised he not fluent

Tumblr Story: Wholesome Neighbor Is Helpful for No Reason

See, people can be nice to each other.

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Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns

Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

It's like real-life Ned Flanders.

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Landlord tries keeping security deposit, loses in court and is told to re-sod their own lawn | Posted by u/Clintosaurus_Rex 11 hours ago Landlord Tries Keep Security Deposit Ummm, No oc M About 10 years ago, my at--time girlfriend (now wife) and moved area went college an apartment near where planned start our careers say an apartment, but really basement house landlord had walled off create 2 "apartments rent place kinda crappy, but rent cheap area, and were close work.

Judge Orders Slimy Landlord to Re-Sod Their Own Lawn

Ah yes, justice.

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Karen throws fit for parking spot, doesn't get it | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/luridfox 19 hours ago throw fit my spot have all day TLDR lady followed my parking spot and impatiently waited, honking and yelling sat there waiting her until she gave up then gave left and somebody else got spot. This is few years back, but still delight at memory leaving grocery store and walked my car noticed car slowly driving down, almost following Now had pretty good spot, so figured they wanted my spot

Rude Karen Honks for Spot, Driver Has All Day

Even her kids weren't on her side

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Scary diving stories | Specialist_Celery 36.2k points 13 hours ago E 8 4 6 22 More Diving day before hurricane on small south pacific island. Out nowhere black and white sea snake (venomous) wrapped itself around my arm. Apparently this happens time time before major storms- they can sense and look things are heading towards shore so they don't have put so much effort get out sea. As soon as shallows uncurled and headed up beach where hid under breadfruit tree thought going get bitten death by

Scary Things that Happened to Divers

Diving can get serious fast.

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News video of a pilot reporting a guy in a jet pack near his plane

Pilot Reports Random Jet Pack Guy at 3,000 Feet

Okay then...

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Customer demands extra jam in donut, and the donut explodes all over them | Posted by u/MPX73 1 day ago Oh fill donut, lady oc s Backtrack 1987. Times were good, jobs were plentiful and little 14yr old walked into job as bakery assistant. Even 4.30am starts didn't put off rolled every Saturday morning and worked like trooper. About two months someone complained about their donut not having enough jam wasn't responsible this, but lady having none and demanded new one, full this time, not like las

Customer Demands Extra Jam, Gets Weaponized Donut

Hey man she wanted extra jam.

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Stupid ways people got an injury | alyssaoftheeast 1.2k points 3 days ago got paper cut on my foot by walking past an open book

Stupid Ways People Injured Themselves

Sometimes getting an injury isn't even cool.

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Tumblr story of a professor who had a creepy close call | kvinnfolk wanna hear wild story? my brother's history professor is closing on 80 and basically lives at university. one night my brother visited him meeting, and came up my brother gonna be performing as court jester at castle following day. and his professor busts out ah reminds my youth he then proceeded tell tale he and his friends went backpacking greece back their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so

Professor's Greek Beach Tale is a Crazy Close Call

Not sure how relatable the moral is here.

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Bad college roommate tries to complain and get move but it backfires | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/zardkween 3 days ago Don't touch MY stuff oc M college had randomly assigned roommate did not get along with at all. Our personalities were just on two opposite ends personality spectrum and clashed only things had common were went same college and lived same apartment s Anyways nightmare living situation apartment had four rooms and two bathrooms. She and shared same bathroom as our rooms we

Roommate Complains Herself Into A Corner

Sometimes you don't get exactly what you want.

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