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boss orders endless sweeping of tree seeds, ends up sweeping himself

Boss Orders Endless Task, Ends Up Stuck With It

"If you have thirty seconds to lean, you have an eternity to clean."
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tattoo artist charges for time spent in bathroom, spends 35 minutes in bathroom

Tattoo Artist Charges For 35 Minutes Spent In The Bathroom

That's kind of a lot, right?
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Karen manager demands employee print a video and gets fired | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/deeba_ 11 hours ago No problem print video And while at might have fired as well. oc L Hi all, This is my first submission sub and hope enjoy There's tl:dr at bottom. Context: This happened few years ago 18 and working as receptionist community nursing service. As youngest team by long shot average age employees being around 55-60 usually one responsible Computer Stuff mostly just simple things

Karen Manager Orders Employee to Print a Video File, Gets Fired

She insisted.
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Teacher gets pink slip, uses bad student skills to get back at faculty | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/itsthebman12 19 hours ago O 5 4 3 3 4 Have students build oc M am Technology Education teacher who always went above and beyond my school, students, and administrators spent countless hours designing and building things school e. signs, murals, wall art, games, etc really didn't mind because enjoy design challenges go along with these builds until received pink slip those who are not aware

Teacher Given Pink Slip, Chooses Least Qualified Students for School Project

Well that's one way to send a message.
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incompetent boss orders employee to work scheduled hours and messes everything up | Posted by u/dorky_dad77 told had an 8 1/2 hour shift and not leave early, so started working only 8 1/2 hours. oc M work as supervisor at manufacturing plant, and hired an 8 hour shift as night time supervisor. As soon as started, they changed, and said they really considered shift be 11 pm 730, so they would need be 8 1/2 hours salaried, there wasn't much could do, and wasn't

Employee Derails Incompetent Boss By Working Scheduled Hours

That's on you, boss.
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Customer demands exactly one pound of cake, gets angry

One Pound Cake Karen Furious After Getting What She Wants

The customer is always wrong.
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dad uses legal loophole to get away with speeding for years | Posted by u/treize_k 1 year ago my father got out so many speeding tickets they had change law oc M My father has been lawyer here BC, Canada more than 30 years he starting out his 30's he hustling hard support stay at home wife and his young son. As he very much type personality with not much patience he sped on highways, often. And he got speeding tickets, often. However, he took every single one court and had every single one

Dude's Dad Uses Legal Loophole To Speed For Years

Don't speed.
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Karen tries getting hair bleached but ends up with Karen haircut | Don't be Karen if don't want look like Karen oc L So remembered story malicious compliance, as recounted by good friend mine. My friend is hairdresser by trade, and works at very upscale salon go her myself and can attest her being amazing. Anyway, this salon had one customer who had been passed around hairdresser hairdresser bullying every single one she saw. This woman an absolute holy terror, she made 3,

Salon Karen Argues Her Way Into New Karen Haircut

She flew too close to the sun.
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student corrects teacher about birds and tries to get kid punished for it

Student Corrects Teacher, Teacher Can't Handle It

Let the judgement commence.
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employee lets kids run Pokémon league, kids get paid eventually

Negligent Employee Gives Pokémon League Duties to Random Kid, Kid Gets Back Pay

What a time to be alive.
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Student sees fire but staff makes them wait to report it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ArmyMPSides 12 days ago Shut down while trying report fire at my high school oc S senior back high school Middle Tennessee had smoking area students. This 1990, so yeah old. My daughters actually just asked post this story here. Anyway, so good student and had great reputation among faculty at this school about 2000 students.

Staff Makes Student Patiently Wait to Report Fire

School is weird.
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Classmate brings donuts and a snack day is started, for revenge the classmate brings raw potatoes | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/rook218 1 day ago dozen donuts been bringing every Monday doesn't count as my 'snack day' contribution Well guess have rectify oc M Back high school (around 2010 used work closing shift at Dunkin Donuts on Sunday nights. Per company policy could box up two dozen donuts bring home with before throwing rest out. One dozen went with my dad work morning, one came with

Entitled Classmate Gets Raw Potatoes for Snack Day

Free donuts aren't good enough, huh?
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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Yeah, that's wild.
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Employee proves point to manager by letting customer stay til 5 am | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Ratsincorduroy 23 hours ago Proved my manager s better warn customers closing time oc M used work at store open until 2AM every night week, so as can imagine 2AM rolled around always ready get out there. Around 1:45AM would walk around and let each customer know individually store closing 15 minutes, and ask them if they needed help finding anything before then did this about 4 months working

Manager Won't Make Customers Leave, Customer Stays Until 5 AM

It's a better idea to let people know it's closing time.
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Employee maliciously complies with free donut day and bully coworkers | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/grillbuster5 11 hours ago is MY day buy donuts entire office as new person Well OK oc M As new person" at my job told multiple times expected provide donuts entire office. Normally s not big deal but two people particular were rude and relentless about donuts all week. Others joined also. Apparently, these people recently extorted two boxes Krispy Kremes someone else.

New Employee is Not Having Free Donut Day

Line in the sand.
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Choosing beggar coworker gets pizza revenge | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/anon98199 1 day ago Coworker complains about free pizza So told this belongs here as well. Please enjoy So one my coworkers is huge choosing beggar. Like aggressively choosy point he will bully people who are buying him free things get exactly he wants. This normally doesn't affect as have learned just tell him fuck off course he always complains and pretends like just attacked him out nowhere but 's not point this story

Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker

A dish best served cold.
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