stealing

Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin' ridiculous. 

It's always good to remind yourself that people are mostly decent. Like, most people just want to get through their day and actually feel a sense of guilt when they inconvenience people. That said, people will have their extremely trashy moments where they steal flowers from random graves and try selling stolen used lingerie on Facebook. All you can do with that kind of selfish trashiness is just look at it in awe.

We've had enough horrible bosses to be extra sensitive when it comes to getting screwed at your job, and it seems like it's way too common for businesses to overwork their employees and abuse their loyal customers. It's such an engrained thing that everyone just kind of sucks it up. In a similar vein, here are things that are pretty much scams that people accept as legitimate business.

When you're young enough your parents are just your parents, and it seems like they can do no wrong. And since you don't know anything, you're gonna miss obvious signs that your folks are up to some unsavory business. It's not until you get older and look at them as people that you have a chance to realize they may not have been on the right side of the law. Here are some free legal tips from a funny lawyer that shouldn't need saying.

Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.

Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

Oh she goes full female John Wick mode after realizing that her dog's been kidnapped by a very unpleasant escort. When the cops refused to help she made sure to take matters into her own hands. And fortunately this story has a happy ending. 

The world is full of less than savory characters. Thankfully, most people don't run around leaving literal garbage everywhere they go, or steal free food and try to sell it. But there are a few who do, and boy, they sure are some pieces of work. For more trashiness, check these out.

This one does not reflect well on the bank. This dude's brother went through years of extra work and thousands of documents in search of justice, and that's what he found.

Whether you're driving a stolen car up to a police station or not covering your face while stealing security cameras, there are less embarrassing ways to get arrested. These people had some interesting stories to tell about idiots they know. Turns out people say some really stupid things around police.

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.