stealing

Whether you're driving a stolen car up to a police station or not covering your face while stealing security cameras, there are less embarrassing ways to get arrested. These people had some interesting stories to tell about idiots they know. Turns out people say some really stupid things around police.

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

This is the type of real nightmare that keeps people up at night. With all the twists and turns, and awful misunderstandings and manipulation. Oh man, it just makes you want to scream at your screen.

The workplace is the perfect setting for an all-out post-it note war over who stole a yogurt from the fridge.

Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.

McDonalds won't miss a few dozen packets of fancy ketchup, but damn, some of these moves are downright underhanded.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

You can't choose your neighbors. Some are delightfully weird, others can be horribly creepy. Here's a hodgepodge of weird neighbor stories.

Idiotic returns, straight up theft and sloppy slight of hand. These folks are either too dumb to realize they're dumb or they're just too desperate to care.

Why should selling your old phone online be easy? With the help of these wonderful people, online marketplaces are that much more hostile and bitter. Thanks, guy who thinks he can get a 600 dollar phone for 30 bucks.

Why do people love to lie online so much? Does it give them a sense of power and control? Either way, it gives us a sense of satisfaction to see these bullshitters get called out for their crap.

You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.

Job Interviews can be hard and awkward. But they don't have to be THIS hard an awkward.