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Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

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Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we're not interested in the safe stuff like Thrawn or Mara Jade—we're talkin' Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love. This is Canonball.

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Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

We can always count on Tumblr to take us down the rabbit holes that we otherwise never would've entertained. In this case, we have quite the funny series of observations that astutely point out the fact that Darth Vader's a total, shameless drama queen. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about an entitled coworker who couldn't handle a service industry service job

A funny Tumblr post about how Darth Vader is a bit of a drama queen.
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As if the world needed more reasons to love Mark Hamill. Kudos to him for managing to keep the secret for so impressively long. 

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Tumblr Thread: What Exactly Han Solo Was Smuggling

With a lot of additions to the Star Wars universe, and the directive that Star Wars should be okay for kids, there was some internal confusion over what "spice" is or does. That is of course until a certain writer had a hilariously direct conversation with George Lucas. People have made some other very humorous and poignant observations on Star Wars, like how Darth Vader is so extra, or this Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints. And for good measure here's a twitter thread on how different Star Wars characters take their coffee.

Funny Tumblr Thread on the Spice that Han Solo was smuggling | vanyaliful S novasstillintheair Follow prokopetz Follow know Star Wars extended universe treats "spice" like 's this big scary drug, but kind like imagine s basically just space weed, and only reason Han got trouble with Imperials over Jabba's cargo is he evading import tariffs. alexanderrm Follow If just looking at mentions original trilogy, is there evidence 's even drug and not something put on bland food make taste like something
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George Lucas finally got his big break on the silver screen when he accidentally showed up in the middle of this short documentary called "Nuclear Waste: Fission Products & Transuranics from Thorium & Uranium" a few years back. Honestly he steals the scene.

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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters' Coffee Preferences

As it turns out, coffee seems to exist in the Star Wars universe, and has ben mentioned a few times in various works. @ViWiWrites went and detailed what different character's preferred to drink in the morning, and how they make it, based on their personalities. It has a whole lot of us sympathizing with Darth Vader. For another fun star wars thread, here's a thread on exactly how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

funny twitter thread star wars coffee preferences | Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT
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Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

Now that's a fun way to put Ant-Man's iconic toys to good use. We can always count on Tumblr to deliver on the universe crossovers. It would be awesome to watch various Avengers react to a sighting of the Death Star. Thanos would've probably been stoked. 

A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big
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Quick Tumblr Thread: Jedi Vs Conventional Guns

All the Star Wars books, video games, movies and TV shows have come with some interestingly thought out lore. Some tidbits are highly compelling, like this simple but effective Mandolorian approach to Jedi who famously deflect blasters all the time. For some other fun Star Wars stuff, here's a thread on how Darth Vader is the queen of drama and this thread on George Lucas admitting spice is space drugs.

Star Was Tumblr thread on Jedi vs regular guns | systlin Another tidbit Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice During Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if Jedi tries deflect regular bullet happens is bunch bullet shrapnel Jedi's face."
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Tumblr Thread: Darth Vader is the Queen of Drama

Vader will do anything for drama. He'll turn off his own life support, stand on top of a god damn tie fighter, and make double puns while choking an employee. These Tumblr users are pretty sure there's nothing he won't do for the sake of drama. For another interesting Star Wars thread, here's an informative and funny Tumblr thread on exactly what Han Solo was smuggling.

Tumblr thread on how Darth Vader is very dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks. lunacyandlovliness And since they're indicators, he would have had turn his life support off. So he nearly died drama. fuckyeahdiomedes Vader lives on mustafar planet
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This edit is pure gold. If you enjoyed watching Darth Vader being a jerk you might also enjoy this Tumblr thread that points out how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

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If you want to look smart, asserting that the moon is a star on cable television is not going to help your case.

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We're not sure if there's any overlap between Star Wars fans and anyone who listens to Cardi B, but here's something for those three very interesting people.

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment to their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This one's just too much fun.