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Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

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Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

Now that's a fun way to put Ant-Man's iconic toys to good use. We can always count on Tumblr to deliver on the universe crossovers. It would be awesome to watch various Avengers react to a sighting of the Death Star. Thanos would've probably been stoked. 

A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big
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Quick Tumblr Thread: Jedi Vs Conventional Guns

All the Star Wars books, video games, movies and TV shows have come with some interestingly thought out lore. Some tidbits are highly compelling, like this simple but effective Mandolorian approach to Jedi who famously deflect blasters all the time. For some other fun Star Wars stuff, here's a thread on how Darth Vader is the queen of drama and this thread on George Lucas admitting spice is space drugs.

Star Was Tumblr thread on Jedi vs regular guns | systlin Another tidbit Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice During Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if Jedi tries deflect regular bullet happens is bunch bullet shrapnel Jedi's face."
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Tumblr Thread: Darth Vader is the Queen of Drama

Vader will do anything for drama. He'll turn off his own life support, stand on top of a god damn tie fighter, and make double puns while choking an employee. These Tumblr users are pretty sure there's nothing he won't do for the sake of drama. For another interesting Star Wars thread, here's an informative and funny Tumblr thread on exactly what Han Solo was smuggling.

Tumblr thread on how Darth Vader is very dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks. lunacyandlovliness And since they're indicators, he would have had turn his life support off. So he nearly died drama. fuckyeahdiomedes Vader lives on mustafar planet
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This edit is pure gold. If you enjoyed watching Darth Vader being a jerk you might also enjoy this Tumblr thread that points out how Darth Vader is the queen of drama.

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If you want to look smart, asserting that the moon is a star on cable television is not going to help your case.

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Tumblr Thread: What Exactly Han Solo Was Smuggling

With a lot of additions to the Star Wars universe, and the directive that Star Wars should be okay for kids, there was some internal confusion over what "spice" is or does. That is of course until a certain writer had a hilariously direct conversation with George Lucas. People have made some other very humorous and poignant observations on Star Wars, like how Darth Vader is so extra, or this Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints. And for good measure here's a twitter thread on how different Star Wars characters take their coffee.

Funny Tumblr Thread on the Spice that Han Solo was smuggling | vanyaliful S novasstillintheair Follow prokopetz Follow know Star Wars extended universe treats "spice" like 's this big scary drug, but kind like imagine s basically just space weed, and only reason Han got trouble with Imperials over Jabba's cargo is he evading import tariffs. alexanderrm Follow If just looking at mentions original trilogy, is there evidence 's even drug and not something put on bland food make taste like something
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We're not sure if there's any overlap between Star Wars fans and anyone who listens to Cardi B, but here's something for those three very interesting people.

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment to their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This one's just too much fun. 

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May the fourth be with you. This Alexa was programmed to play the Imperial March and make droid noises when it launched the robot vacuum. 

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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It's awesome, and maybe accurate. 

Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone
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Tumblr Thread: "Mr Brightside" Gets The Star Wars Twist

This is a prime example of one of those Tumblr threads that's just a beautiful mess of witty brilliance. The widely known song, "Mr. Brightside" gets a Star Wars-inspired twist, and the results are gold. 

Tumblr thread gets a Star Wars-inspired twist | TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY "CAUSE MR. DARK SIDE Darth Vader playing a black flying V electric guitar inside the Death Star
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Tumblr Describes Darth Vader as Being Way Too Extra

Tumblr's short theory on Darth Vader's over-dramatic nature makes way too much sense. The guy routinely put his life on the line just for the sake of style. For some more humorous thoughts on Star Wars, here's a Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints about the latest movies.

Tumblr thread explains Darth Vader from Star Wars as comically over-dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks.
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R2-D2 In Italy Is Our New Favorite Meme

It's a simple enough meme, and it fills our hearts with boundless joy. I mean, who knew that R2-D2 "in Italy" could go on to inspire such a hilarious, incomprehensible result. Seriously, whatever that "translation" is 10 times really fast. Therein lies the beauty of it. The force is strong with this meme. 

R2D2 in Italy video meme is hilarious | star wars androids robots Bruno Henrique Sequinel R2-D2 fix elevator R2-D2 cooks pizza robot with chef's hat and mustache holding a pizza and doing the italian chef's kiss hand gesture
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People Share Their Favorite Baby Yoda Problems

Twitter users are summing up their various life problems with the help of Baby Yoda. Apparently the cute little dude and his sad eyes do a remarkable job at capturing the more emotional moments in life. 

A collection of tweets about Baby Yoda that people are using on Twitter to describe their problems in life | tweet by mrjafri someone insults and stay up all night thinking about should have responded #BabyYodaProblems
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