stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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![Supervisor insists employee can't work from home after blizzard drops 10 inches of snow, employee takes vacation day instead, gets a free snow day fully paid after working 10 minutes: '[He tells me] I need to drive the 50+ miles to work or take vacation'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Supervisor insists employee can't work from home after blizzard drops 10 inches of snow, employee takes vacation day instead, gets a free snow day fully paid after working 10 minutes: '[He tells me] I need to drive the 50+ miles to work or take vacation'
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Employee refuses to take on new clients after handing in their notice, management accuses them of not being a team player in response: ‘I’m being turned into the villain’
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Woman knows her ex-boyfriend had been cheating on her for months, waits for the perfect moment to reveal it to his new girlfriend: 'He had been telling her we were just roommates'
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Driver gets fined for overtime parking in private lot, then sends the payment in $2 checks every month, leading the parking company to waive the fine: ‘I got the 11th check back’
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Company forces lab employees to use PTO for a weather-related closure: ‘This cannot be legal. The company is deciding for us’
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