snake

Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make a good point. Sometimes you're just trying to make a good shirt. For one reason or another, not all of these will succeed.

Is that popcorn or is that hamster bedding? Is that a juicy steak or a really good looking rock? Either way, these snacks are not alright to eat. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more.

It's not every day your roommate loses their tarantulas and has sex in your bed. Well, hopefully not every day.

Well that was a quick and easy way to waste a solid 15 minutes of my life, how about you? How long did it take you? Oh, think you're better than me, bro?

Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.

But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.

Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states.