Sometimes you get lost in that disorienting dank haze of the good green stuff. Your mind and your body find themselves at odds, and the most simple of tasks, become...monumentally strenuous. It's almost like you get to watch yourself struggle around on dumbed down auto pilot. These Twitter users shared their "highest" moments, and the results are amazing.
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As you get older, it becomes more and more clear that your parents didn't really know what they were doing. Some lies were rooted in real concerns our parents had for us. Some were just hearsay. And in some cases, they were just trying to make fun of us. Thank God we have Google to undo what our parents did to us. Anyway if these made you have flashbacks, here's some more lies parents told their kids.
Via LoL
Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong. It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.
How high was this little fool when he tried to sneak this special order in past his, Mom?...
The notoriously outspoken T-Mobile CEO seized the moment and poked fun at Verizon for releasing their earnings reports on the most acclaimed and toasted and stoned of days: "This is the same company that's made questionable decisions one after the other for the past four years and now finds itself losing customers to T-Mobile on a regular basis," a company spokesperson wrote. "There's really only one explanation… Verizon has been #VerHIGHzon this whole time."
The company then proceeded to repeatedly post a couple memes (see below) in an almost obsessively compulsive fashion; both were posted several times with different text:
Ah, breathe it all in: Stoner Christmas is upon us. Did it smell particularly dank on the commute to work this morning? Mysterious clouds and coughs and maniacal fits of laughter pervading across your area? Happy 4/20, and isn't it nice to see a little humor from a police department hailing out of Minnesota, which is a state already harsh on marijuana laws. Yep, possession of 42.5 grams of marijuana's classified as a felony with implications of up to 5-30 years in prison.
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It's 4/20 folks. Reefer madness has swept across the land with newfound vigor. The internet's a dank, smoke-filled black hole of marijuana related content. Fortunately, we'll occasionally get videos like this. Ridiculous and easy on the eyes all at once. Sold.
