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A video posted by Victoria Edel (@vicdohria) on

There are moments in your life when you should realize that you’re too drunk to do something.

If you trip on your way to the car, don’t drive. If you hit yourself in the face with a bowling ball, don’t bowl. And if you can’t even get your skis on, don’t ski.

Someone should’ve told this dude, who French Instagram user vicdohria refers to “Jerry of the Day,” before typing “L'alcool c'est mal m’voyez!” which translates to “alcohol is bad.”

Too drunk to get his skis on, watch in awe as he perseveres. He wants to ski. He needs to ski. But alas, his brain don’t work good.

You know what is good, this video.

H/T Uproxx

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So you missed your bus, at least you aren’t this skier who started an avalanche on Mt. St. Helens in Washington. Whoopsy doodles!

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If it hasn’t been your day, your week, or even your year, at least you didn’t start an avalanche. Take this knowledge and go forth into the world.

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Some people snow day and then some people SNOW DAY.

This dude decided to do the latter. Check out this video of him skiing the streets of Raleigh, NC on an awesome snow day.

Not filmed: Him saving a cat from a tree, putting a fire at an elementary school out with his breath, and cracking a beer by friggin’ looking at it.

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Female Skiers Unite to Bash Toyota for Their Sexist Skiing Ad

A ski resort in Australia is under fire from the Internet for allowing a banner to symbolize women being weaker skiers than men.

The sexist Toyota ad was first spotted by a Sydney woman named Romy Krassenstein who was skiing in Thedbo, Australia (yes there is snow in Australia).

Kids, mums and dads are ranked by the difficulty in the ad and PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!

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Anyone ever wanna' get shredded (literally) as you shred the gnar gnar pow pow?


On another note did this fan take it just a bit too far? I mean, 'SkiFree' is arguably the forefather of the infinite runner genre. Do you really tamper with that?


Anyways, for real, this game put a massive sap on nationwide, no, global productivity levels, in offices and schools; but it was totally worth it. In case you find yourself utterly flooded with a wave of nostalgia, revisit 'SkiFree' over here.