Poor dude thought he found the love of his life, and he's not the only one! I think the two guys in this Tinder-inspired shituation, BOTH dodged a huge bullet of selfish crazy. It sounds like she was parading around town, busy being unfaithful, and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Just imagining this guy trying to make sense of why she wouldn't answer the phone is an agonizing dosage of cringe itself. The panic must've been too real, when she broke the news...
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This extra cringe apology video apparently follows him losing hundreds of millions of dollars of their money. WTF, dude. To make matters even more painful than they already were: he's rocking a Rolex in this video, and proceeded to go radio silent after suffering through the soul-crushing performance of what I have to imagine must've been his lifetime.
Nothing quite like the ingenuity that encompasses rule-breaking daredevils who don't want to take the time/money to play by life's rules. We can't advise you use any of these, but they're damn well interesting.
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