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These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time. 

If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!

Poor dude thought he found the love of his life, and he's not the only one! I think the two guys in this Tinder-inspired shituation, BOTH dodged a huge bullet of selfish crazy. It sounds like she was parading around town, busy being unfaithful, and leaving a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Just imagining this guy trying to make sense of why she wouldn't answer the phone is an agonizing dosage of cringe itself. The panic must've been too real, when she broke the news...

Nothing quite like the ingenuity that encompasses rule-breaking daredevils who don't want to take the time/money to play by life's rules. We can't advise you use any of these, but they're damn well interesting.