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If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

It seems like there's some more drama going on here than just some milk and cookies. That said, this uncle gave his reasoning for his decision to let his niece have something that her mom didn't approve of. And the internet weighed in. For another story of family drama with uncertain moral implications, check this one out.

r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.

What's that saying? Improvise, Adapt, Overcome? Yeah that's not super applicable when you need glue and a curtain rod to get rid of a single dead mouse. She figured it out though, so that's... good?

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

Being a younger sibling is not all roses. It comes with wearing old clothes, losing at every game you play, and sometimes being told you're colorblind and adopted.

The Internet is rooting for Twitter user @Claremaura and her brother after Clare revealed her brother's master plan to eventually replace every single photo in the house with Steve Buscemi.

Here's a look at his progress so far:

If there's one thing no pre-teen can resist, it's a colorful party invite.

When her younger sister continued to get bullied by a group of girls (Elke, Grace, Ashley), this big sis stepped up and crafted a colorful invitation to a "stop being jerks" party.

When: Right now
Where: Everywhere
What to bring: Bring your nasty attitude and throw it right in the trash can
Why: You guessed it folks, you're being jerks