Veterinarians are trying to pun their way into the funny sign game, and it looks like they're doing pretty well. Get in on some of these (mostly) wholesome animal jokes.
Whether they overstate the danger, go into graphic detail, or warn against something simply terrifying, these signs present situations that you want nothing to do with.
What child doesn't want to slide out of an elephant's butt? Back in my day, we worked 16 hours a day for the opportunity to walk uphill into an elephant's butt, both ways!